Movie Reviews and Previews Jackman + Jakey The trailer for Prisoners, starring Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal, was released yesterday. Hugh’s daughter goes missing. He’s in a rage trying to find her. Jakey’s the cop on the case. Paul Dano’s the creep who probably isn’t the creep since they’re making him By Lainey • May 31, 2013 03:28 pm
Gorgessity Jessica Chastain’s nose Here are some photos of Jessica Chastain leaving Venice and then arriving at Heathrow today. I’d like to talk about her nose. I’ve just realised how much I love her nose. If you’ve been reading this blog a while, you’ll know that I have a nose By Lainey • May 31, 2013 02:54 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sienna’s grey maxi and green bag All over this look. Especially the gold clasp on her hip that gives the dress some shape. And that is a great bag. Purse? Would you call it a purse? I have irrational hate for the word “purse”. By Lainey • May 31, 2013 01:15 pm
Douchebags Jesse Eisenberg: dick or not? Now You See Me is out in theatres today. The film is getting mixed reviews. I’d see it if I wasn’t on assignment in LA. Because, as you know, I’ve been working on a Jesse Eisenberg problem that I thought I’d grow while watching the movie. By Lainey • May 31, 2013 01:08 pm
Blind Riddles What he does in his room After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be By Lainey • May 31, 2013 12:54 pm
Hair Jordan Catalano still has great hair There. You see how easy that was? Duana just stopped whatever she was doing as soon as she saw those two words. Angela Chase is Duana’s spirit animal. If you ever really want to get Duana’s attention, just namecheck Angela Chase, or email her with the title MSCL. By Lainey • May 31, 2013 11:29 am
BFFs George & Matt in the countryside George Clooney and Matt Damon were in the English countryside continuing work on The Monuments Men. The photo agency has labelled the other dude as Jean Dujardin...but that doesn’t look like him to me. You? Anyway, what a great opportunity to segue back, again, to Behind The Candelabra. By Lainey • May 31, 2013 10:50 am
Hook Ups Katie’s so method Katie Holmes looked very cheerful yesterday on the set of Mania Days in New York as rumours continue to build that her relationship with co-star Luke Kirby has become romantic. The two have been spending time together off-set, after work. According to the NY Daily News, they went By Lainey • May 31, 2013 10:01 am
Royals Intro for May 31, 2013 Dear Gossips, Prince Harry put on a tuxedo last night for The Walking Wounded Crystal Ball. Do you find his jacket a liiiiiitttle bit too long? I mean, it could be more tailored, non? Are you about to tell me that that’s a royal thing too? That they don’ By Lainey • May 31, 2013 09:29 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Wedding Crashing Google A trailer for The Internship came on tv the other day. Jacek almost never, ever volunteers to go out and see a movie. He’d rather stay in and see a movie after enjoying a nice blend. Jacek’s reaction to The Internship preview? Oh, we have to go see By Lainey • May 30, 2013 05:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope’s low key pregnancy The second time. Here’s Penelope Cruz in Spain looking SO cute in jeans, a Rolling Stones tee, and a leather jacket. Pene is expecting her second with Javier Bardem. But hey, guess what, she hasn’t been reminding us of it every five minutes. There was no photo shoot By Lainey • May 30, 2013 04:37 pm
Break Ups Miley’s hanging on US Weekly reported yesterday that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are “definitely over”. E! News is reporting today that while “it’s been rocky” between the two of them, they are “hanging in there”. This is kinda playing out like the Robsten mess, non? Or maybe the Robsten mess is By Lainey • May 30, 2013 04:06 pm
Style The red carpet “pattern” of the Smiths Oh look. It’s Duana’s new obsession, the Smith Family. Click here to read her post yesterday on Will and Jaden Smith’s interview with Vulture. It’s all about “patterns”, see? On the red carpet, the parents wear bright colours while the children stick to black and white. By Lainey • May 30, 2013 01:26 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for By Lainey • May 30, 2013 12:40 pm
Media Manipulation Not enough money for Johnny Depp There was a story the other day on Celebitchy about how Johnny Depp helped out a few homeless guys by hooking them up as extras on his new film. There is a story today about Johnny Depp dropping out of the Whitey Bulger movie because he wouldn’t take a By Lainey • May 30, 2013 12:21 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s chain cap sleeves It’s a really pretty dress. And these sleeves look so great when she’s standing with her arms at her side, non? When she puts them on her hips though, it has the effect of a bra strap slipping off on both sides. Just me? Also, as always, she By Lainey • May 30, 2013 11:36 am
