Intro for August 27, 2012 Dear Gossips, I love the bold opportunism of some of those capitalising on Hot Harry’s Las Vegas situation to secure a headline of their own: Prince Harry offered $10 million to do porn! Like $10 million is a lot of money for him. And, obviously, as if. But still, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 09:58 am
Hook Ups Jon Snow and the Wildling in real life TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more importantly...do they f-ck in the By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 03:38 pm
Bradley Cooper Bradley Cooper movies with Asians The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 02:21 pm
Dumbass From Shame F-ck to the Parents Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 01:27 pm
Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Tom Cruise But did he dance? As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’ By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:50 am
Break Ups Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:15 am
Royals The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. The Sun By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 10:17 am
Intro for August 24, 2012 Dear Gossips, Earlier this week when Prince Harry’s naked photos were posted online everywhere outside of England, the Royal Family issued a warning to British media outlets that they were not to publish the pictures because it would constitute a violation of the Prince’s privacy. They complied... until By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 09:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kirsten’s blue trench dress Hated it at first when I saw the ruffled front. But looking closer, the dress is a modified trench coat which makes up for the generic chest area, kind of, but if only it came in a different colour. And if only she’d done something more ... imaginative with her By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 08:57 am
Break Ups Fashion Katie in the tents I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 04:00 pm
Sports Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 01:57 pm
Girly Throw Downs Bad Form all around I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 12:20 pm
Girly Throw Downs On Lawless & Shia’s beef with the boys Lawless opens next week. I saw it in Cannes. This is when I started summer crushing on Tom Hardy mostly for his relationship with Jessica Chastain in the film. For everyone else Lawless is an old fashioned dick fight, all honour and testosterone. Somehow I came out of there having By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 11:25 am
Royals Harry’s day of reckoning Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 09:57 am
Intro for August 23, 2012 Dear Gossips, Canadians, and especially the Canadian media, we are generally pretty soft about our celebrities. You’re...really not supposed to say anything sh-tty about them even if it’s true. Hypothetically, if one of our beloved hockey heroes were to behave badly at a bar or something, By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 09:48 am
