Blind Riddles Who Did Your Eyes? One of the best pieces of gossip I’ve heard lately. I wish I could have watched it go down. Wait, but now I’ve built it up too much. So I’ll pull it back first: this does not involve sex or cheating or secret gays or garden vegetables By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 02:34 pm
John Travolta Real hair and spray hair John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 01:52 pm
Sports Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 12:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry Washington or Jessica Biel? Kerry Washington wore a pink version of a Dior dress to the HFPA luncheon that Jessica Biel had on at the ESPYs last month. And you prefer...? The dress on Kerry but Biel had better shoes. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 11:39 am
Amazingness Closing Spice Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 11:30 am
Weddings Brange Wedding: this week or next week? As discussed yesterday - click here for a refresher - certain French media outlets are all over the Brange chateau in the South of France for a possible wedding there this weekend. Again, as also discussed yesterday, Euro gossips are about as reliable as ... Radar Online. Which is to say not very. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 10:58 am
Intro for August 10, 2012 Dear Gossips, How can it be the end of the Games already? To borrow from the love of my life, Mariah Carey, next week is going to be bleak. Still...before withdrawal, there is the weekend. Today’s Olympic faces are the first ladies of boxing! Claressa Shields from Flint, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 10:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Moss’s emperor robe I rarely dislike a Kate Moss look. And it’s not like I dislike this one for its individuality in that, well, Kate never dresses like anyone else. It’s just...she’s also rarely boring. And this emperor’s robe is just so...boring. Even her hair, which is By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 10:05 am
Famewhores JCVD is grateful Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’ By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 04:00 pm
Royals Photo Assumption: Kate & Albert Time to play a Royal Olympic edition of Photo Assumption... There were two royal weddings last year - one was young and exuberant, the other was, literally, weepy and depressing. Here are Catherine of William and Albert of Monaco at synchronised swimming today. Kate, of course, would never betray all those By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 03:15 pm
Girly Throw Downs The stomping heels of a woman scorned Liberty Ross, the betrayed wife of Rupert Sanders, who was caught cheating with Kristen Stewart, has been seen this week in LA on several occasions, stomping around in very high heels, and not wearing a ring. Why not? Why would the loving mother of two children with a philandering pig By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 02:27 pm
Sports Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Weddings Brange Wedding Weekend? French outlets are reporting that Brange will marry at Miraval on Saturday which also happens to be Brad’s parents’ 50th anniversary. There has been speculation around this date for months, ever since they announced their engagement. Now Paris Match is sourcing local outlet France 3 Cote d’Azur’s By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 11:28 am
Intro for August 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, Great Gossip has prevailed this summer. And so far...none of it has involved the Brange. How’s this? Brange in the background? Well, not forever. More on this later. Robert Harting is one of today’s Olympic faces, not only because of his hilariously unforgettable celebration - the By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 10:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s surprising footwear Look those flipflops she’s wearing. They’re...stacked. And sparkly. I’m not only surprised she’s wearing them, I want to know how they found their way to her. Is it part of the costume? Along with that banana clip in her hair? Because in the other photos, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 09:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Minka’s red bag That’s a good bag, isn’t it? The perfect size, you can wear it several ways, and a versatile colour too. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 09:49 am
