Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cate’s black & white blouse I love that it’s uneven. I love the size of that collar. I love that she isn’t wearing earrings or any other accessories. I don’t love the choice in shoes. It kinda gets too busy there, right? By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 12:02 pm
Cheating Loins Thumbs up Jon Hamm Amid reports that he’s been making moves on girls domestically and internationally - click here if you missed that article yesterday - Jon Hamm showed up last night at the New York premiere of The Campaign under a cap with his shades on. Many of you have emailed to ask about By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Barefoot Princess Prince William and his Catherine, along with Prince Harry, visited with young athletes at Bacon’s College in London today to launch a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse. They participated in a variety of activities. And Kate even went barefoot. She has nice feet. I know this because I By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 10:47 am
Intro for July 26, 2012 Dear Gossips, Duana hasn’t read Twilight, hasn’t watched the movies. She’s also always been indifferent to Kristen Stewart. Until yesterday. Not unlike many of you who had no use for Twilight and Stewart until their universe exploded. That’s the reach of this scandal. Because the best By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 10:17 am
Dumbass A slum love birthday cake I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back- By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 05:14 pm
Amazingness Twilight was not the biggest news today Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:41 pm
Break Ups Single Tom has smaller heels Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:07 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart is neutered Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 03:14 pm
Hook Ups Demi is not despondent It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 01:18 pm
Cheating Loins Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern? The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 12:40 pm
Cheating Loins Jon Hamm’s bar moves No... they’re not all perfect. This is a reality that Twilight fans are trying to accept today. And for those of you devoted to Jon Hamm...well... It’s been a couple of weeks for you. And now there’s more. The Daily is reporting exclusively that Hamm has By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 11:45 am
Blind Riddles Cucumber Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 11:41 am
Dumbass Twilight’s dark night Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 10:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olivia Munn’s spotted dress I complained a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher - that Olivia Munn comes from the Jessica Simpson school of dressing which is primarily for the boys. See what a different it makes when she doesn’t? This dress is so lovely on her. Also I wonder if it By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 09:27 am
Intro for July 25, 2012 Dear Gossips, Only 48 hours to go until the Opening Ceremony directed by Danny Boyle. The dress rehearsal happened last night. They’re saying it’s first class. There’s a wealth of material to choose from. And we’ve already had confirmation that Shakespeare will be involved. The Beatles By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 09:04 am
Misfits Future Simon & The Seven Kingdoms OK, let me get this out the way first: (SCREAMING) - why don’t you watch Misfits??? How come you know more about the last 4 seasons of Dancing With The Sh-ts than you do about Superhoodie and his degenerate friends? I’m done. And have you heard? In my By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 04:01 pm