Amazingness Roberto Cavalli carries his own bags? Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 04:19 pm
Maple Leaf The tall boyfriend and the paps I am not a tall person. In my head I am 5 ft 5. At least. In reality I am 5 ft 3. And I can accept this. (Some people - ahem, Sasha - cannot separate their height fantasies from their height reality.) Because it’s hard to keep up the illusion By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:59 pm
Dumbass Jessica Biel hates her ring too Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. True. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mommy Carey? Exclusive This is Carey Mulligan in Beverly Hills last Thursday. This weekend she was spotted in New York, shopping at the Bowery Whole Foods with some friends. The friends had a baby. Carey, as she is in these photos, was also wearing a very loose fitting maxi dress, described to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 01:36 pm
Quiveration Keep leaning Mark Ruffalo can lean up against my car any time. All the time. At no point during Magic Mike did any of that greased up gyrating muscle action do it for me. Not once. But the sight of Mark Ruffalo, fully clothed and greying all over, with a cigarillo between By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:56 am
Break Ups Tom & Katie’s quick divorce A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am
Intro for July 10, 2012 Dear Gossips, Rumor Est Immortalis Gossip Is Immortal, especially when it’s in Latin. You’ll note, if you’re reading in Canada, today’s blog is sponsored by vitaminwater zero. Have you seen my bottles?!?! I wrote the labels for go-go, resilient-c, and xoxox - attached! Part of By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 10:39 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s horrible print Maybe on someone else, paired with a different bottom. Maybe. Are we allowed to sh-t on her for her clothes now? Has enough time passed since she gave birth to son Samuel? Here’s the thing – she could have easily put on a black top, no problem. But this, By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 09:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Real preg and fake preg Drew Barrymore went for a manicure and pedicure in LA today. Meanwhile over in London yesterday, Rachel McAdams played pregnant, apparently going into labour on the set of the new Richard Curtis movie About Time. I’m assuming that Bill Weasley is the father. Yes, Rachel and Michael Sheen are By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession 3 kids, an engagement ring, and long gross nails Do they draw straws? What is the child selection process for a Brange one-parent trip? I’m sure in this case it’s something boring. Like Maddox is off at camp, or maybe with dad and grandma Pitt for a racial sensitivity photo opportunity, and the twins are still By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession When parents are embarrassing Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 04:52 pm
Royals Will tours dad and the movie about his mother Prince Charles is visiting Wales where his son William is stationed with the RAF rescue. He toured the base today, a proud father. Obviously those uniforms have never been so tidily hung up before. Before touring his dad around the workplace, Will was with his brother Harry the other day, By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 03:26 pm
Break Ups It took Katie 10 days and now she takes taxis (There are other, several, non Tom & Katie posts scheduled for today. Most of them are half-written but I’ve had to put them on hold because these two seem so determined to take over the world. Please know those stories are on the way.) Katie Holmes announced she’ By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 02:04 pm
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: family time, that’s all Savages opened this weekend. Did you go? As Duana was my main event, I won’t be going until later this week. As much as many of you wanted it to though, Savages did not bomb. It opened over $16 million which, according to Deadline was better than expected, and By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 01:33 pm
Girly Throw Downs Tom wins a round I’ll never choose not to use a sports analogy if it’s available. So if the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce situation can be compared to a boxing match, and we expect it to go 12 rounds, let’s say that Katie, obviously, won the first round easily, almost By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 12:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs She’s a Survivor Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 11:23 am
