Michael Fassbender Michael Fassbender is not Tom Cruise The Tom Cruise Playboy article is insightful in its lack of insight. Michael Fassbender just doesn’t have that level of control yet. He’s not a machine. Michael Fassbender, rather, right now at least, seems to be all instinct and impulse. When he’s interviewed then, it’s more By Lainey • May 17, 2012 02:14 pm
Chills Chills Chills Tom Cruise is not John Travolta Rock Of Ages opens in less than a month. We’re about to get a lot of Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise as a badass rock star. Tom Cruise bare-chested, wearing eyeliner, and SINGING. Two magazine profiles have been released as advance promotion for the film. I’m sure by By Lainey • May 17, 2012 02:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cobie's white cut-outs I could see this on Lea Michele. Not feeling it on Cobie Smulders. Are the proportions all wrong? Between where the breasts sit and where the cut-outs are, it doesn't look right. I wonder if this is a short girl's dress. Also, gross red shoes. By Lainey • May 17, 2012 01:50 pm
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce & Jay-Z: scheduled avoidance? Here’s Jay-Z last night in London at the UK premiere of Men In Black 3. Jay and Kanye West kick off 5 nights of Watch The Throne at the O2 on Friday. Currently there is no sign of Beyonce there. B plays 4 shows in Atlantic City next By Lainey • May 17, 2012 12:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy Liu's pearls Asian hair is not all created equal. Most of us, I'll admit, we have good hair. But dude, Lucy Liu's hair is on a whole other level. What do you think of the pearls on the straps of this dress? If they were totally even on By Lainey • May 17, 2012 11:44 am
Dumbass JLo’s next career moves Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:29 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jane Fonda shimmers in Cannes I just wish she would have gone full strapless instead of having that figure skating sh-t around her arms and shoulders. Is it because she's older and we're not supposed to see that her skin isn't as taut as it used to be? By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Lea & Cory: Summer Of Love? Lea Michele and Cory Monteith attended the Fox Upfront presentation the other day in New York to represent Glee. They’ll both be back for Season 4...as ratings have steadily declined over the year. Some are saying that next year could be the last? Must be why Kate Hudson By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:03 am
Girlcrushes Marion’s first Cannes Marion Cotillard has been to Cannes, obviously. But she’s never been to Cannes with a film in competition. Marcel was born last year during Cannes when Midnight In Paris was presented. She’s here now for Jacques Audiard’s De Rouille et d’os (Rust & Bone). The screening By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:43 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Freida's pink peplum The peplum can be tricky. For Freida Pinto in pink, the peplum is straight up sh-t. Pink has a way of going cheap really really quickly. That's what's happening here. It's a knock-off at the mall for someone trying to go all By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria's feather Marchesa You see what I mean about feathers and my feather hate (from the Met Gala)? Many of you like the feathers. I'm just saying that when Eva Longoria picks a feathered train for Cannes, it's 5 minutes from showing up Carrie Underwood. Or Victoria Silverstedt. Think By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:18 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for May 17, 2012 Dear Gossips, Moonrise Kingdom opened Cannes last night. Photos of the cast on the carpet at the Palais including Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and Edward Norton, who looked sooooooo great and so fresh and not truculent at all, are attached. And how was it? I love Wes Anderson By Lainey • May 17, 2012 09:01 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen comes back in red After that horrific Marchesa at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman, it's now a campaign to recover. This is a good start. On so many levels. It's a great silhouette for her. It's a great colour for her. It's By Lainey • May 16, 2012 01:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Hemsworth goes for a walk Chris Hemsworth, his wife Elsa Pataky, and their newborn baby girl India Rose (I can hear you, Duana, I can hear you) went for a walk today in London. Elsa’s already back in no-pregnancy shape. SHE WAS PROBABLY FAKING IT! No, we only accuse Beyonce of faking it. By Lainey • May 16, 2012 12:23 pm
Girly Throw Downs Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle? (Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi! And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about By Lainey • May 16, 2012 12:06 pm
Clown Life After George While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean... I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses By Lainey • May 16, 2012 11:57 am
