Royals Will & Kate at the secret dinner Prince William and Catherine were out last night in London. Will was invited to speak at a meeting of The Thirty Club. Apparently The Thirty Club is super elite and top secret. No one knows what goes on in there but its members are among the most powerful media and By Lainey • May 09, 2012 11:06 am
Famewhores Shelfy is on Twitter Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption: By Lainey • May 09, 2012 10:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Brooklyn Decker’s low white dress Does it seem low? Here’s what I’ve learned that women cannot agree on: where breasts should sit. I say this because Duana always comments about how breasts look in certain blouses and most of the time I don’t actually know what it is that she’s all By Lainey • May 09, 2012 09:37 am
Maple Leaf Ryan & Blake on the Island Exclusive Ryan Reynolds took Blake Lively to Nanaimo on Vancouver Island this week. His brother lives and works there. They stayed with him during their visit and played basketball on his block on Monday night. It’s cute, right? Ryan and Blake, all Hollywood and sh-t, running up and By Lainey • May 09, 2012 09:14 am
Intro for May 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, Understandably they are playing and replaying Stephen Colbert’s two part interview with the adorably cantankerous Maurice Sendak that originally aired in January. Colbert should win an Emmy for it. And the movie should have been more loved. I remember my friend Lorella saying how much she loved By Lainey • May 09, 2012 09:00 am
Top Reads This became the face of Chanel Where was Chanel last night at the Met Gala? Why was Karl so underrepresented? E! News is reporting that Chanel No 5 has signed Brad Pitt as the face of the fragrance. Apparently the deal is worth 7 figures and he’ll shoot the ad in London some time this By Lainey • May 08, 2012 04:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Charlize & Jackson First look at Charlize Theron’s son Jackson as she makes her way to Europe for Snow White And The Huntsman and Prometheus promotion. Jackson is not Louis, Sandra Bullock’s son. Sometimes people get confused, you know? So... Is Jackson a new Baby Pimp? Well... You could say Charlize By Lainey • May 08, 2012 04:03 pm
Dumbass This is NOT Zoe Saldana Her name is Joan Smalls. She is a model. She accompanied Balmain designer Olivier Rousteing to the Met Gala. I’ve received several messages today about this, specifically re: Zoe Saldana, and why no one is talking about her from last night. No one is talking about Zoe Saldana because By Lainey • May 08, 2012 03:45 pm
Bad Style Met Worst 2012: Kate Upton We’re arguing about a lot today. But I doubt we’re arguing about this, right? There was no one worse than this. Kate Upton apparently went to Anna Wintour and asked for a ticket, offering to pay her own way in. I hate to say it...but you can By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:55 pm
Style Young, fresh, and boxy at the Met: Carey Mulligan & Kristen Stewart Beautiful girls, both. And willing to experiment. The results aren’t necessarily perfect but there is imagination here, there is spark, and if this is any indication, there’s much to look forward to in Kristen Stewart’s collaboration with Balenciaga. LOVE the tank he’s put her in on By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:29 pm
Gorgessity Pull back at the Met: Rihanna in Tom Ford Succeeding where Cameron Diaz couldn’t... Rihanna doesn’t get enough credit for how fashionably astute she is. You expect her to show up here with horns or vagina-riding a surfboard, some kind of crazy, and instead she lets Tom Ford do exactly what Tom Ford does best. Tom By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:02 pm
Style Met Gala Ribs & Breasts: Gwyneth Paltrow Writing “ribs & breasts” just made me hungry. Have been eating clean for days. God I would love a rib. Just one rib. Gwyneth Paltrow gave us ribs last night at the Met Gala with a serving of side breast. I don’t actually mind the side breast. That’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:41 pm
Bad Style Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:29 pm
Bad Style Good above the neck at the Met Gala Did Cameron stay close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce last night? Did they keep a 3 table separation, minimum, between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Cammie brought her game face though, didn’t she? Look at her face. She looks great in the face. Prettier and fresher than she’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:08 pm
Gorgessity Best Met Fringe: Marion Cotillard I’m not a fringe fan. That’s partly feng shui and, well, look at Jessica Biel. We’ll get to her in a minute. If there’s one person who can do a fringe though, it’s Marion Cotillard. The difference? Hers is super choppy and short. With hers By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:56 pm
Gorgessity Met Worst Couple Try: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Have you read Nicole Krauss’s The History Of Love? It’s such a beautiful, devastating book, you really should if you haven’t already. Anyway, there’s a part near the beginning as we’re being introduced to old Leo Gursky, who seems to finding ways to put off By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:32 pm
