Maple Leaf Knock off nude Look, I have a lot of love for Nina Dobrev. Yes, because she’s Canadian but also because she’s fiercely Canadian, meaning she hasn’t forgotten, like so many of them do. Etalk has been with Nina from the beginning of her career. Now she’s the star of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 12:18 pm
Famewhores Brange & Obama It was a summit of campaign experts yesterday as Brange met with President Obama in the Oval Office. They were invited by the President to discuss Angelina Jolie’s movie In The Land Of Blood And Honey. A photographer just happened to be outside, waiting for the right shot. You By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 11:19 am
Bad Style Sh-tty leather dresses I have finished the first season of Veronica Mars. SO good. Like, I know I’m criminally late on this but, um, what’s up with the low ratings? It’s like Friday Night Lights. People must be allergic to excellence. Anyway, happily, despite my newfound love for Veronica Mars, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 10:46 am
Intro for January 12, 2012 Dear Gossips, I don’t understand the BAFTA Rising Star short list. It’s ONLY men. Which... fine. But here are the women who were on the long list and didn’t make the final five: Jennifer Lawrence, Felicity Jones, Jessica Chastain Jessica Chastain took a seat for Thor, Chris By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 10:24 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ewan McGregor’s leather patches He enjoys a little leather here and there, non? At first I was l like – ummmm, why is Ewan McGregor at the People’s Choice of Awards? Turns out he was there to present to Morgan Freeman. So, you know, it’s not like he could say no. In the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 10:20 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lea Michele in Marchesa You know, I don’t actually hate this Marchesa as much as I’ve hated other Marchesa’s. Like this one for example on Blake Lively. Blake’s is from the same collection, only infinitely more offensive. So Lea’s the sh-t to Blake’s diarrhoea. Besides, it’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2012 10:13 am
Smutty Surgery A cape and red gloves Madonna premiered W.E. in London tonight wearing a cape and red leather gloves to match her lips. Go ahead. Start bitching. I know you need to get it out. But her hair looks really good, doesn’t it? Why the gloves? Because earlier in the day at the photo By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:50 pm
Lifestyle Pippa Middleton makes red jeans look bad I know they're not exactly red. But it's not the exact shade I find so offensive. Never mind the tacky bleeding down the side seam either. Mostly it's the way she's wearing them. Pippa Middleton was the Great Disappointment of 2011. So By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:36 pm
Timothy Olyphant Because these pictures won’t get much play The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. In fact, as By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Mad Men Jon Hamm: Mad Men in March Why am I the asshole who thought that Mad Men would be back this month? It won’t. Not until March 25 per Jon Hamm who revealed the date during a podcast even though AMC hasn’t confirmed it. Was he supposed to say? I’m not sure. But it’ By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 03:54 pm
Chloe Moretz Shailene & Chloe Both Shailene Woodley and Chloe Moretz were at the NBR Awards last night. Shailene, once again, went easy on the makeup, chose a simple, appropriate dress, with pockets for comfort, not wafting a pungent trail of Famewhore wherever she went. She's lovely and I hope she stays that By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 02:22 pm
Rooney Mara Jessica Chastain is not Aloof As I mentioned the other day, I’ve recently developed a (late) addiction to Veronica Mars. It’s amazing how many faces have passed through Veronica Mars. Jessica Chastain passed through Veronica Mars, did you know that? It was one episode, she played a victim and, in what’s promising By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 12:43 pm
Dumbass Misfits for America is impossible to play If you missed my review of Misfits series 3 over the holidays, click here. A spec pilot was submitted to US networks this week for an American version of my beloved Misfits. It was written by Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl etc) and Howard Overman, the creator of By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 12:29 pm
Media Manipulation This is not a campaign, he says George Clooney. Don’t call it campaign. He claims he hasn’t been campaigning. That ultimately it’s about making good movies and not about winning awards for those movies. Here’s a headline that appeared on PEOPLE.com this morning: Stacy Keibler: George Clooney Is the 'Best Date By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 11:45 am
Cheating Loins Hey Cheater, Congratulations! Jessica Biel clung on long enough to secure, finally, a proposal from Justin Timberlake. And the news happened to break on the week Drew Barrymore also announced her engagement while the world waited on the arrival of the B.I.C. Now , a week later, Jessica’s triumph has found By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 10:54 am
Halle Berry Halle engaged Us Weekly opened 2012 with 3 major exclusives last week and has followed it up with another this week: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. Now I want to be happy for Halle, I really do. But Halle has demonstrated, over and over again, that she has terrible instincts By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 10:36 am
