Glee The Singing Show Written by Duana Brittany has a show on Youtube on which she outs Santana while Amber and Tina watch. It’s about fondue, and consequently it makes me want fondue. Rachel asks Sam to the prom, and he really says no in a harsh manner. Calls her ‘not his type’ By Lainey • May 04, 2011 06:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Monroe & Moroccan You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Saoirse Ronan enters the Black Hole of Taste Written bySarah I think you all understand my disdain for the Twilight Saga as “literature”, and that I hold the movies to be only slightly better at best. I have zero respect for Stephenie Meyer as a writer. One of the few times I’ve ever been in synch with By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:04 am
Royals Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That By Lainey • May 04, 2011 04:16 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth thinks she’s Laura Marling Just received an email from a reader called Erin… She passed on a warning, and I’m giving you one too. Kate Bosworth is the new face of Cotton Incorporated which, fine, I mean she flounces around in pretty designer clothes and pretends for a minute she can actually be By Lainey • May 04, 2011 03:50 am
Hook Ups Bar, Leo...Blake? Bar Rafaeli attended the Met Gala alone. Her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was also in town. This is not unusual. Leo tends to avoid events with so much heat if he doesn’t have to go. But according to Page Six they didn’t even hook up for the afterparty. Instead, By Lainey • May 04, 2011 03:32 am
Quiveration No socks at the Sev Ryan Gosling hit up a 7-11 in LA today, bleary-eyed in glasses, without any socks. I like him in glasses so much. Who’s she? That, to me, looks like his sister. I bet you, if you were to walk by him in that moment, you would have By Lainey • May 03, 2011 09:15 am
Gossip Girl Charlie is – surprise – not sweet Written by Duana I accidentally caught the end of this episode last night before reviewing it this morning and seriously considered just doing a review based only on conjecture and the five minutes I saw. But I know you lack Twitter-style invective in your life so I’m here By Lainey • May 03, 2011 09:00 am
Bad Style Met Worst: Livia Firth I’m sorry! I know! It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much. But... I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS. THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off By Lainey • May 03, 2011 08:40 am
Style Best Met: Michelle Williams Laura and I, who happily delight in Kristen Bell’s failures together, are fighting over this. Not because we disagree. But we because we agree. And we both want. It’s mine, she said. And I told her to step off. Is it me and Laura against the world? You By Lainey • May 03, 2011 08:18 am
Style Met GOOP replay Gwyneth Paltrow was among the many who wore no-colour last night at the Met Ball. While her Stella McCartney was an improvement over the no-colour choices she showed off on Oscar night – click here for a refresher - it was, for me, meh at best. Not terribly inspiring, not By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:55 am
BFFs Met SEX: Blake Lively Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:34 am
Style Met Spider Girls – Emma Stone & Kirsten Dunst Whoever makes the decisions up there, the governing power pulling the fate strings, she is a Bitch. She is a bitch who keeps giving us little gifts. It is during these times, these times of fashion and red carpets, that I know for sure we are not alone. How else By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:19 am
Bad Style Met Pathetic: Kristen Bell And... sadly... Isla Fisher. There are so many things I cherish about my friend Laura but nothing more than the glee with which she hates on Kristen Bell. Laura is also my producer – in Cannes, at the Oscars, all over the world including Sundance where we forever bonded over mutual By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:04 am
Style Best Met Black: Leighton Meester Maybe I’m partial to this because it’s a dress I would totally buy for myself... if I could afford Louis Vuitton. Love it so much. SO MUCH. And on her it’s just so well done. The sleek ponytail, the subdued makeup, the earrings... It’s perfect. But. By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Met Worst Sateen: Madonna Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:29 am
