Clown Lilo vs the Club Ho This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Lilo is nothing if not jealous and possessive. Especially when she’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 10:28 am
Quiveration Adrien vs Spittle Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 09:30 am
Amazingness Vagina Virgin loves a public workout Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 08:29 am
Parent Pimps Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One in skulls & stripes Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’d By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:10 am
Photo Assumption This is happiness, right? A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here to see those pictures from the time By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:45 am
Hook Ups Well this means it’ll last Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:04 am
Gorgessity You are so f-cking handsome He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 04:30 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Cameron Diaz Working with the Ex I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe you all are much more mature. But if your By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:34 am
Hook Ups Reese is not a victim Reese Witherspoon’s husband was a carby faced unfaithful douche. So they divorced. And she didn’t shout at the ocean or throw herself a pity party. Instead, she hooked up with Olivier Theyskens and rocked a yellow Nina Ricci down the Golden Globes red carpet announcing her single gorgessity. By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:24 am
Parent Pimps Indistinguishable I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 10:21 am
Style MUCH better than at the Oscars Most of us agreed that SJP did not present very strong at the Oscars. Hell na. Or have you forgotten? Click here for a refresher. It was busted from head to toe. Last night SJP, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis were in Vegas for ShoWest. Major improvement. First at the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 08:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Viewers vs Critics The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It’s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and an even weaker 5% among Top Critics, most of whom seem downright exasperated by Jennifer Aniston’s latest cinematic piece of sh- By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 08:12 am
Media Manipulation A crusty Clooney makes it up George Clooney’s crusty sh-t at the Oscars was widely noted, and not only on gossip blogs. He and the Italian Queen were way off game that night. Word is, during the ceremony, there was some stank floating between them too. After the awards, he was off to Hawaii, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 07:19 am
Style Legs, legs, legs and a new LipGloss Vanessa Hudgens at ShoWest yesterday at the CBS Films presentation and at the ceremony where she received the Female Star of Tomorrow Award. Um, really? For her legs, right? Because those are some legs. Really, really great legs. And she works hard on those legs. If I had those legs By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 06:26 am
