Catherine Zeta Jones Wife & Escort Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession On the road with dad Brad Pitt turned up in Spain for the San Sebastian Film Festival, then in New York last week for the Clinton Global Initiative and while Angelina took Pax, Miss Zahara, and The Chosen One toy shopping back in France, it turns out Maddox was cruising with dad. The two were By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:51 am
Famewhores Ashton’s losing record Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:37 am
Glee A Birthday Video It’s noon. And it’s a sunny Vancouver afternoon. There won’t be many of them left. It rains a lot here when it’s not summer. The best birthday present I’ve ever received was on my 30th. His name is Marcus. He’s lying in a sunpatch By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 08:02 am
Girlcrushes Cleanse with Emma Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 05:30 am
Clown Same old Pam naked Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? She is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:44 am
Twilight Wolves are pretty Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:12 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo plumpers? Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 03:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession For Gigi Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago: It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 02:55 am
BFFs Brad Pitt’s nametag He wore one yesterday at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York. Unlike Jessica Alba, he probably didn’t need to but he did. Anyway, Brad Pitt occupied the best seat yesterday next to Bill Clinton himself and all of a sudden Brad and Bubba were gettin’ all bromantic and By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 02:47 am
Quiveration Hamm shoots Jon Hamm in Boston on the set of The Town today, directed by Ben Affleck. After this he’s supposed to be en route for Vancouver to work on Sucker Punch. Now that I will scream for. It’s been back to back to back to back busy for Jon By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 11:57 am
Parent Pimps JailBait dance moves Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 07:19 am
Thinnification Shelf Ass in Vancouver She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 05:36 am
Girlcrushes Emma Stone in red Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it. But it’s By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 04:06 am
Twilight Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson: coffee & Volvo New photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Joan Jett hair made an appearance early in the morning upon arrival – so much better than that ghetto wig – as both look relaxed, hitting up on coffee to prepare for a long day working on Eclipse. Billy Burke was By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 03:25 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Canned Corn Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 12:16 pm
