Ashton Kutcher So blonde When did Jessica Alba get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. However when she’s now scowling, By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 10:24 am
Music It’s time for Whitney I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 08:30 am
Quiveration Caleb for a very pregnant lady Just received this adorable email from Sandra in Barrie validating why I never want to have a child. Sandra, however, is about to have her third. “So I'm just a few days away from meeting my 3rd babe...a boy after 2 lovely girls. I'm tired. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 07:37 am
Style So many Poshes Remember that ad Victoria Beckham shot in London a few weeks ago? On a swing? For her dress collection? Click here to see the images. Well now the commercial has been released. Below. The only Posh you see is at the very end, a corner of her head and her By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 05:21 am
Parent Pimps Celebration Lourdes The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 04:53 am
Sex & the City There’s the strut Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:58 am
Parent Pimps All the Chicken Fried BooBoos Gathered in one place. Poolside. Miami. Yesterday. Britney with her sons, sister, and niece at their luxe hotel, enjoying some downtime between shows. It’s easy to forget both girls are still so young. Britney is still only 27. And Jamie Lynn just turned 18 in April. Babies! So many By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:19 am
Dumbass Proud Tears Look at our Porny… Yesterday at LAX with Ken Paves and her dad – her tits are under control, it’s a very flattering trench cinched at the right spot, hair is natural and unweaved, a very cute pair of shoes in a tasteful colour… There is no trace of porn. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:03 am
Intro for Sep 01, 2009 Dear Gossips, Last week it was the headline f-ckery – click here for a refresher - and this week it’s an exclusive interview with Chris Brown and his mother, going so far as to print his statements in defence against criticism he received about claiming he did not remember beating By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 02:49 am
Hook Ups Hayden, Harry, girls, and glasses Hayden Panettiere is now dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex boyfriend Harry Morton. She went for a run today with some dude – all the paps keep saying it’s Harry. I forget what Harry looks like and don’t care enough to spend too much time on Google. But I do By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 01:16 pm
Douchebags Spittle is a pig And his moves are for sh-t. One of my favourite John Mayer stories is when he once revealed, pre-Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, that when he tired of f-cking hot girl groupies on tour, he’d dabble in the chunk now and again, because thick girls can By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 09:37 am
Bad Style Bella is in Florida Shooting today – Kristen Stewart’s “Bella” with her mom played by Sarah Clarke who arrived yesterday in Vancouver shooting a scene that’s supposed to be “Florida” at a beach house while “Edward” hides inside from sun. Tonya would not approve but excuse me while I pull out The Swears. By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 08:23 am
Exclusives Bradley Cooper’s TRAVEL DOCS Not sure why I find the manila envelope so hilarious with the TRAVEL DOCS in large black marker noted across it but it’s almost like a lunchbox. And an assistant probably prepared it for him, and tucked it into his backpack. Sorry. Am silly today because of Tonya’s By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 07:34 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Robo running together Something might be stanky between the two but as noted in this previous article, saying IT’S SO OVER!!! between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is a waste of time. And very In Touch Weekly. In Touch Weekly pronounced them over before Little Sci was even born. Please. So no, By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 06:36 am
Sports Manslinger and her girlfriends As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 06:14 am
Twilight Human Mom, Vampire Dad, new hatemail Arriving at Vancouver airport yesterday – Peter Facinelli returning from Portland where he attended a charity event and Sarah Clarke who plays “Bella’s” mother, both in great spirits in anticipation for a busy week ahead on Eclipse. For more details on what was filmed late last week, click here and By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 05:45 am
