Hook Ups Dining with the desperate First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Free baby photo By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 08:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Jay is one of the few Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami? Remember him rolling around in expensive cars? Remember how upset people were for, what, like a couple By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 05:55 am
Maple Leaf At home on his Vespa You can’t see it here but he’s been booting around on one in Vancouver for the last couple of weeks. Joshua Jackson is home. For work. Production on Fringe has moved here and he was spotted on set yesterday shooting scenes for the new season. Cutie! And where’ By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 04:46 am
Girly Throw Downs MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 04:17 am
Gorgessity Marion Hair Art Not many can, right? But my Marion definitely can. And Michelle, who has spasms every time a celebrity attempts sateen, would concede that Marion is among the few who can work it without spoil. Michelle also mentioned last week that she found Marion’s accent embarrassing in Public Enemies. Some By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 03:12 am
Robert Pattinson Pattinson exteriors It’s Robert “Rob” Pattinson this morning on set in NYC. Every day outside...is this film entirely exteriors? Maybe it’s a cinematic love note to New York. A cinematic love note starring Sparkles? Oh yeah, New York will love that. Several Twilight superfans have sent along the screenplay By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 02:38 am
Quiveration In London and speaking French Not at once but photos and then a couple clips. This is Johnny Depp yesterday at the UK premiere of Public Enemies, black on black pinstripes looking perfect and light violet tinted shades. Sigh… So as you know, Johnny and Vanessa they make their home in France. And they apparently By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 02:32 am
Style No London for Shelfy Pip is in London to promote William Rast. He's been in town since before the weekend, was enjoying himself at Elton John's annual White Tie & Tiara party when news broke of MJ's passing. Here he is on the runway today looking really, really By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 01:55 pm
Gossip Girl Footloose Androgynous This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 09:55 am
Cheese Thanks God! This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 09:20 am
Robert Pattinson Most comfortable wardrobe ever Robert Pattinson looks like he’s very comfortable on the set of Remember Me today. You would be too in those clothes. The top is like pyjamas. And the loose pants can accommodate a double order of lunch. Am jealous. Women’s clothing is sadistic. If it looks good, chances By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 08:14 am
Harry Potter 17 Days Just over 2 weeks away…gah! It’s crawling by! In the meantime, because of the tight schedule shooting both parts of The Deathly Hallows back to back, the kids have been limited on promotion. This is why they’ve yet walk carpet after carpet all around the world, and By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 05:59 am
Britney Spears Here comes brown When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 04:46 am
Clown Crackhead birthday party She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:55 am
Girlcrushes Alicia would never I love Alicia Keys. So much. It would kill me if she turned out to be a twat. I interviewed Alicia briefly at the Superbowl in 2008 in Phoenix. Michelle was producing. And I remember both of us, even though our loins were pointed in the direction of John Krasinski, By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:08 am
