Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Famewhores Deformed A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 09:35 am
Amazingness You want this bag It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have By Lainey • May 26, 2009 07:04 am
Maple Leaf Anyone can be Angelina Jolie And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl By Lainey • May 26, 2009 06:49 am
Douchebags She’s singing again Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually... not bad. Scarjo hasn’t By Lainey • May 26, 2009 05:07 am
Amazingness Goodnight Saigon SNL My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:50 am
Famewhores Marriage repair A couple months ago they were on life support. Kate Beckinsale had taken off for London without warning husband Len Wiseman, stayed there a month, found daughter Lily a new school, leaving Len supposedly baffled about what prompted her decision. Her rep vehemently denied there was anything wrong between the By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:29 am
Bad Style A list at the beach Are Tom Hanks’s jeans too tight? I don’t want Tom Hanks to be Tight Jeans Guy. Not his best moment. So apparently Joel Silver threw a Memorial Day party or something and a lot of famous people showed up including Tom and Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. Hm. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:01 am
Robert Downey-Jr Iron Man Memorial Day He spent the weekend at the beach in Malibu, with wife Susan, and his son, surrounded by friends, and of course his lunch pail filled with vitamins and spinach pills. Adorable. Various photos attached of Robert Downey Jr enjoying down time after weeks of shooting the sequel and working out By Lainey • May 26, 2009 02:49 am
Girly Throw Downs French bitchfight! What would be the English speaking equivalent? Streep vs Sally Fields? Dame Judi Dench vs Dame Helen Mirren? But French. And therefore a million times more dramatic and passionate. Acclaimed actress Isabelle Huppert was the President of the Jury at Cannes this year. Her rival, acclaimed actress Isabelle Adjani, was By Lainey • May 25, 2009 07:58 am
Sports Going for 5 with Xisca by his side My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There By Lainey • May 25, 2009 05:55 am
Kristen Stewart More on Pattinson at amfAR As I reported on Saturday – click here for the article – Robert Pattinson was sold out in Cannes by a friend of Emile Hirsch’s with claims from Life & Style that he and a beautiful blonde called Erika were all over each other at amfAR on Thursday. Interestingly enough, as By Lainey • May 25, 2009 04:34 am
Twilight Twilight Exodus Oh Vancouver. We have our city back. For now. The rest of them left on Friday – Taylor Lautner for Los Angeles, and director Chris Weitz along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene to Italy for 4 days of filming. As you can see, Ashley walked into a garbage can thanks By Lainey • May 25, 2009 03:45 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried at the wedding Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:54 am
Brad Pitt Angie eats cake The Jolie, she eats. And it’s not carrots. It’s cake! After a whirlwind trip to Cannes to join Brad Pitt on the carpet for Inglourious Basterds – click here to see their Porn on video – putting to rest (temporarily) all those incessant reports of a split, Angelina was back By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:48 am
Bad Style Robo Gumby We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:19 am
