Quiveration My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Here’s Eddie with By Lainey • May 11, 2009 04:31 am
Twilight Twilight cast party As I first reported on Twitter on Friday night, cast and crew of New Moon partied at Blue Water Café – click here to review my tweets. The intrepid Vancity Allie was outside and delivers a comprehensive report – you can read her blog here. As I tweeted, Kristen Stewart and Robert By Lainey • May 11, 2009 04:23 am
Xenu Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
Cheating Loins The real Posh… Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:03 am
Dumbass View from my room Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 12:07 pm
Justin Timberlake JT Night Live It’s tomorrow. And since Monday night he’s been hunkered down with the writers, trying to meet the hype. Justin Timberlake has distinguished himself as one of the best SNL hosts in recent memory with many conceding that he’d be an excellent addition to the cast. In many By Lainey • May 08, 2009 10:04 am
Paula Abdul Pillpopper backtrack Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 07:35 am
Leighton Meester Hear Leighton sing You know she’s releasing an album some time this year, right? It’s early and I’m still stank drunk and it’s Friday so I can’t process this right now. And stop f-cking emailing me that Cosmo article about her being best friends with Emmy Rossum. By Lainey • May 08, 2009 06:03 am
Shoes Rachel Shoe Porn Her feet. Last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Do you love the shoes? I think I might love the shoes too much. Will go looking for them today. After I hit up the sale at Nanette Lepore. Blair Waldorf’s cherry dress! Anyway, here’s Rachel By Lainey • May 08, 2009 05:37 am
Break Ups Are you Mr Lonely? This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:52 am
Twilight Director flies in, Vampire flies out It’s David Slade, the newly confirmed director of Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight series. Slade recently had to eat his own ass after comments he made mocking the first movie were leaked online. As you would expect, the Twi-hard Nation wanted his blood. Because, yeah totally, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:29 am
B-tch please Posh judges! But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:56 am
Famewhores The Curse of the Shelfy Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:23 am
Book Review The Outcast F-ck these first book bitches! Like Zadie Smith, Nigel Shriver, Diana Evans, and Aryn Kyle before her, Sadie Jones has delivered a debut that makes a jealous bitch like me cry out at the unfairness of it. SO unfair. Why couldn’t they have started slowly, with one or By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:09 am
Dumbass Her kind of man Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 12:15 pm
Dumbass Does he need money? Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety By Lainey • May 07, 2009 06:45 am
