Famewhores Looking uncomfortable Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:38 am
Douchebags Can you do what he does… Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:23 am
Gossip Girl The purple is back Chuck’s purple was missing for a few. It was back last night. And as Michelle noted, some sh-t went down. Not the most well-acted episode, but great escapist fun. Group plotting against one thieving bitch with impossible resources. Please! We all dreamed of a similar takedown in By Lainey • May 05, 2009 01:24 pm
Quiveration I’ll watch with you… But you’re probably not watching alone. I know this because I saw photos of you the other day with an attractive girl, holding hands but separating when you realised you were being papped. This troubles you but you are papped so infrequently, I cannot honestly say that I’m By Lainey • May 05, 2009 10:15 am
Twilight Young love in the rain Marcus’s best friend Kona comes over every day and they hang out. Sometimes they sleep on the bed. Sometimes they grunt at each other and stay in separate bedrooms. At 3pm, on the dot, like clockwork, they present themselves outside my husband’s office and not very respectfully demand By Lainey • May 05, 2009 09:22 am
Twilight Here they come The Volturi. In Vancouver. Here are Michael Sheen and Jamie Campbell Bower arriving yesterday for New Moon. For those of you who are not familiar, Michael Sheen is the father of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter. It’s widely believed she left him for Len Wiseman during the filming of Underworld. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 08:11 am
Famewhores Shelfy the bride Who got married yesterday? You would think it was Shelf Ass. It was her special day. Let me explain. At every photo agency database it was pretty much the same – two women occupied more pages and image space than any others. The first… Madonna. Obviously. The second. Jessica f-cking By Lainey • May 05, 2009 07:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Posehard pose-off! When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:58 am
Gorgessity This black dress Is f-cking exquisite. It’s Versace. Thematically similar to Shelfy’s dress (more on that later) only far superior. And of course on someone who can wear it. Never was pro-Claudia back in the day. Christy and Linda and Yasmine Ghauri, they did more for me especially on By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:30 am
Style It’s my IT band My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:05 am
Bad Style Swank sag tits That episode of The Office – Hilary Swank, pretty or not? Please. Why is this even a debate? Maybe it’s just me. I don’t like her. I don’t like how she outed her ex husband as an addict in an interview with a dishy magazine. I also don’ By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:44 am
Bad Style Supermodel Cougar Fack. This is not Teri Hatcher. Or Kelly Preston in that Maroon 5 video. This is Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford, whose husband is being sued for sexual harrassment after years of loud whispers about his philandering ways as George Clooney steps up to defend him. Her dress says it all, By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:30 am
Style A little Edie at the Met Just a little. Or maybe I have her on the mind a lot lately after all this Grey Gardens hype which could explain why I opened these photos, saw Kate Moss, and immediately thought well now Little Edie would approve. This is the best costume for the day, you understand. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:19 am
Bad Style Overdress-Off! Battle of the overdressers: In one corner, the usual. Who else? Kate Beckinsale. F-ck! Does she have to? Can she help herself? Kate Beckinsale does not know the meaning of restraint. None. It’s Marchesa. No wonder I hate it. Besides, Penelope Cruz did this already and better. Her By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:47 am
Bad Style Mother daughter fail Those of you who’ve been visiting the site for a while have heard about this already. But it’s one of the best memories of my life. Lara – I miss you. I miss us getting completely rejected by Anna Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. It’s By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:29 am
Bad Style The Madonna Debate We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:20 am
