Girlcrushes Amy Night “Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.” Parenting tips from Amy Poehler. There is not enough of By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 04:25 am
Frauds Jen & Jason at night On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:44 am
Clown Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Intro for Apr 09, 2009 Dear Gossips, There are two kinds of cheetos in this world. Ones who work. And ones who don’t. She needed a nap, ok? Chicken Fried, oh the DRAMA! She was overdue! Last night. Vancouver. Circus Tour. 3 songs into it, Britney walks off. For over half an hour. Darren By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:00 am
Parent Pimps Two options Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am
Quiveration Two Darlings Obviously, Ryan Gosling. But also Dustin Hoffman. Adore Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman is the most engaging, the most endearing, the best interview I’ve ever had. Cannes last year – click here for the details. As I said at the time, they could all learn from him. Someone like Kristen Stewart By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 11:41 am
Douchebags There’s video! Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 09:03 am
Douchebags Meltdown watch: BBT Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 07:57 am
Quiveration This is my team Jackson. Rathbone. Oh la… Arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to shoot New Moon. Also apparently played a couple of shows with his band. Now this…this is a man of style. Not in the LipGloss Zac Efron way but he cares to a healthy extent about his clothes, about how By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 06:10 am
Dumbass Chicken Fried Cock Out Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 05:18 am
Zac Efron LipGloss or Die His hair is perfect throughout, he doesn’t say much but there’s a lot of pouting, and he gets to pretend he’s friends with Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner… It’s Zac Efron’s Pool Party on Funny or Die. You smell like a waffle. It’s not By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 04:41 am
Girlcrushes Amy and the gays Amy Poehler’s Parks and Recreation premieres on Thursday – it’s a whole new must see TV on NBC! The Office, Parks and Rec, and 30 Rock… Amy and Tina back to back anchoring network television? Yay for girls, right? So girls should be watching right? We’ll see. Early By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 04:16 am
Quiveration RDJ: forgiven in flat shoes? Many of you were traumatised by his high heel stylings this week. Me too. Those lifts, they were a quiver killer. Now… Redemption! Same outfit, same beautifully tailored pants, same sexy beast RDJ, same sly smile, same infectious energy, but now in flat shoes. In casual shoes. Sigh. Hot again. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 03:59 am
Bad Style Where was the light? It’s these hotel rooms sometimes. The light is terrible. For makeup artists it’s the worst. And possibly the explanation behind Sienna Miller’s overbronzed face. Last night in New York at the screening for The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, that film she shot a couple of years ago during By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 03:30 am
Intro for Apr 08, 2009 Dear Gossips, Britney tonight in Vancouver. Am worried about falling asleep. Have heard that after an energetic start to kick off the tour, the show is now boring. Darren and I are going and I texted him yesterday to ask if we should bother making it there in time for By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 02:36 am
Gorgessity Away from the castle This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 02:07 pm
