Style Street clothes and 6 inches After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:55 am
Douchebags I’ll say it for you The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:40 am
Kate Hudson Courtside no makeup Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:14 am
Bad Style Red dress, grey hair LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this. Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:05 am
Sports Queen of Country changes 10 times Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs ACM fussy bitch Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting that Tim was unhappy with his stage design. What?!!??? Are By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:37 am
Break Ups One step closer… To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:31 am
Amazingness Ask Karl Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 10:00 am
Hayden Panettiere At the beginning… There was Guiding Light. For many of them… Including Oscar winners Christopher Walken and Mira Sorvino, nominee Ruby Dee, Calista Flockhart, Hayden Panettiere, and also Kevin Bacon in a rather hot kinda homoerotic scene, all of them at the beginning of their careers made appearances on Guiding Light. The news By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 09:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Saving it up for Violet Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 08:48 am
Twilight Jacob and Laurent Yesterday in Vancouver, Taylor Lautner and Gathegi from Twilight/New Moon walking down the street – they had dinner together, both were filming this week. I like the look of Taylor in his hoodie and leather jacket. Taylor’s been super busy so far. Shooting almost every day. And training, both By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 05:36 am
Parent Pimps The scariest carpet in the world This was not the premiere for a horror flick. But the fright is so much worse. Seen on the carpet last night at the Hannah Montana movie – just a few of the twats of Disney future: Madeline Carroll 13 Anna Maria Perez de Taglé 18 Debby Ryan 15 Bella Thorne By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 05:05 am
John Krasinski They go shopping Emily Blunt and John Krasinski shopping together on Robertson yesterday. Adorable, right? Even better – they split up for their own stores. She hit Lisa Kline, he was in John Varvatos, then they met up again to go home. Emily can currently be seen in Sunshine Cleaning (limited release) and in By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 04:36 am
Douchebags Where was your father last night? Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:57 am
Clown Where was your mother last night? My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:45 am
Maple Leaf Rachel McAdams: OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week Total gorgessity. The best she’s looked in a long time. LOVE everything. Her hair soft around her face, her skin, pink lips, her body, the cut and colour of this dress, those legs, those shoes showing off those legs, the yellow clutch … Rachel McAdams is perfect. So perfect. Because By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:33 am