Clown Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:29 am
Hilary Duff First day of Spring Warm weather… it’s coming, right? Because we were treated to mild temperatures earlier in the week only to have it plunge below zero today. In time for the weekend. Boo. By contrast, it’s balmy in Los Angeles, as evidenced by Hilary Duff’s short shorts, pictured here yesterday By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:14 am
Twilight Bella and Jacob by the beach Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were in Tofino, British Columbia yesterday – where Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married but not at that resort – shooting around South Beach and the Wickaninnish Inn. More of that is happening today. Rachelle Lefevre is said to be around too. Cliff diving, near drowning, By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:06 am
Intro for Mar 20, 2009 Dear Gossips, Iman in person does not disappoint. As Duana described, it’s like all her parts taken individually seem like they can’t possibly work together, but somehow they do and the result is total magnificence. Yesterday was Project Runway Canada at Fashion Week. I was sitting across from By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 02:53 am
Russell Brand Ew for some, not ew for all Many requests come in for more Russell Brand. Russell Brand in Australia today making out with some girl. Really? Him? Appears to be rather enthusiastic about this kiss. He’s making her laugh. An aphrodisiac in some cases yes. But… he looks better in leggings than I do. This is By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 09:47 am
Cheese Before LeAnn… Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 09:09 am
Twilight Vampire training Sorry my schedule has been wonk ass all day. Was at press screening for a movie this morning, then shooting for eTalk, now in and out of meetings, then headed to Project Runway. Please forgive. Am rushing to post. To make up for it, to Twilight fans anyway, especially those By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 08:36 am
Hugh Grant Beans goes back to work Hugh Grant is shooting a new movie. It's been a while. Still, the time away doesn't mean he's breaking out of his same old movie mold, oh no. A romantic comedy called Did You Hear About the Morgans costarring SJP - something about a couple By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 07:40 am
Dumbass Twilight Bitchface! See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 06:11 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Don't f-ck with Us Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - click By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 04:22 am
Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Quiveration If I’m Natalie Portman… And Ryan Gosling keeps texting me, it’s not even a decision. Automatic molecular reaction. I’m there. Sure…she’s Natalie Portman. She has options. I get it. But is there a better option than Ryan Gosling? Um. No. And please… Don’t say Robert Pattinson. Ryan Gosling > By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:30 am
Intro for Mar 19, 2009 Dear Gossips, Smells like fried chicken all around Toronto but everyone I’ve heard from last night who went to see Britney’s Circus at the Air Canada Centre seemed to be disappointed. Apparently her performance was not as high energy as her others have been…? Hopefully she’ll be By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:13 am
Dumbass Country B through security If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 11:32 am
Cheating Loins Let your heart bleed for Posh Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 08:32 am
Brad Pitt Pitt & Portman! Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. And with my girlcrush too? Oh la. I know what you’re thinking, and you know By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 07:48 am
