Bad Style Rob’s morning coffee Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 11:55 am
Famewhores Everyone > Shelfy Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 09:09 am
Sports Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 06:09 am
Aging Gorgessity The Queen cut her hair There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 05:25 am
Kate Moss My Chanel girls … And a few other bitches. Freida Pinto still riding high. Is supposedly the new face of Estee Lauder (the first Indian to represent the brand) and has been signed onto Woody Allen’s latest, and today at Chanel during Paris Fashion Week, officially accepted by Le Karl. Also my love By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 05:05 am
Media Manipulation Lopez plotting JLo last night in New York having dinner with her manager Benny Medina. Oh she’s up to something. There’s that look on her face, something hungry, something determined, As I reported a couple of months ago, Jennifer Lopez wants back on top. She’s instructed her team to By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 04:14 am
Dumbass Princess AssTalk = Clooney? Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 03:48 am
Twilight Rob and Taylor It snowed in the morning yesterday in Vancouver. This is why Robert Pattinson looks extra pretty leaving a meeting. Most of the cast is now in town. Shooting has not started. Right now it’s all prep. Am told it’s like camp reunion. Word is everyone is happy to By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 02:59 am
Style Just another five pounds It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 02:45 am
Douchebags If he was your dad… Even just for a day Would you roll out of bed in the morning Or spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 01:14 pm
Quiveration It’s happening. Finally. I have been begging, BEGGING, for 3 years for Taylor Kitsch to be recognised. It’s coming. It’s happening. Finally. Wolverine. But it should have been Tim Riggins and Friday Night Lights. Better late than never, I guess. Did you weep last week when Street and Riggins said goodbye? By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 11:53 am
Sports Tiffany gift for Country B Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 10:19 am
Twilight Rob last night Here you go ladies…thanks MP! Last night Robert Pattinson hit up a local club in Vancouver and was kind enough to pose with a beautiful girl. Doesn’t look like he minded at a ll. It’s probably the best I’ve seen him look in a long time. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 08:49 am
Karl Lagerfeld Karl is disgusted Paris Fashion Week. At the Karl Lagerfeld show. Beth Ditto sat in the front row. Love her. Because she knows who she is and won’t change. Not even in the face of a bitchbeating fan. Le Karl suffered through a photo opportunity with her. Does he look like he By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 07:40 am
Clown Sit DOWN Panettiere Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 05:27 am
Clown Toxic tweaky love Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 04:32 am
