Intro for Sep 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst almost came to hair pulling the other day over the Mac dude. Now I’m all over a good old fashioned cat fight but you gotta make it worthwhile… Scrapping over Justin Long is a waste of girlsh*t. Scrapping over James Franco By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:05 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Jimmy Kimmel Using him wisely SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am
Catherine Zeta Jones She’s married to him Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 09:59 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen Appropriate Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days. In other words – the anti Posh. Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 08:54 am
BFFs Gwyneth eats…and cooks! Of course she does. She’s perfect, didn’t you know? And she speaks Spanish, some Italian, can do a brilliant British accent, is adored by Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z, and Madonna, and European royalty…but she’s still tight with her high school friends By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 06:19 am
Quiveration The Dark Knight after the storm Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:58 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night Restless all day. Apparently this is how she’s been spending her time. Here are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping at Fred Segal yesterday, then going for lunch after hitting the club scene several times the last few days. As you can see, Lilo looks super skinny in black By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:34 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
Parent Pimps JailBait Ingrate Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:17 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Whitney Houston Forever an Old School Gay Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:10 am
Bad Style White Wedges in the city! How much do you love it that he busted them out in New York City? Check it out – Tom Cruise out and about in his signature white wedges borrowed from Victoria Beckham, in pristine condition, getting a little lift, an extra inch or two to pad his diminutive 5 ft By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:05 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Worst Emmy 2008: Not Alyssa Milano This is the only photo I could find. Which is shocking. Worst dressed photos sell almost as briskly as best dressed ones. …the f&ck was she thinking??? Am most offended by the small details. Like those shoes. Those Asian massage parlour shoes. Jessica Simpson shoes. Shoes for women By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:50 am
Girlcrushes Best Emmy: Tina Fey Here’s a novel idea: write before you can act. Tina Fey became famous for her brain and her sense of humour stands today as the most respected woman in the business. Do parent pimps look to Tina Fey for inspiration? Do they enroll their kids in creative writing instead By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:47 am
Bad Style Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:44 am
