Dumbass Chicken Fried Maid Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 08:01 am
Rihanna Please don’t break up Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. But I have never seen a book so mercilessly eviscerated. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 04:06 am
Brad Pitt Showdown at TIFF: It’s On!!! Well… not really a showdown but as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, there was a strong possibility that all three of them – Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston – would be at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this year. Brad’s Burn After Reading will screen the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:24 am
Douchebags Pissing Douche runs away? The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:01 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried OK! I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 02:47 am
Intro for Aug 13, 2008 Dear Gossips, Sigh. Am totally, totally, totally sick in the head over Michael Phelps. Sick! I actually like his face. As much as his body. Sick! Britney is sane, Jen might be single, and Little Sci finally wears playclothes. Wednesday – blogging all day, check back when you can. Oh…and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 02:38 am
Sienna Miller 20s? Single? Model? Not sneaking around afterhours drinking and driving with Shia LaBeouf? If you meet the criteria, Adrian Grenier is available. And you’re exactly his type. People.com is confirming that Adrian and Isabel Lucas are over. Translation: Adrian Grenier and his publicist want you to know that he ditched his By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 11:31 am
Robert Downey-Jr Super Mario Bros He told Craig Ferguson that’s what he’s been getting re: the porn ‘stache. Not so much a porn ‘stache but Super Mario Bros. And he’s still the hotness. RDJ on the carpet last night with his wife Susan to promote Tropic Thunder, a movie in which he By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 08:38 am
Liv Tyler Boyfriend Clothes This is Liv Tyler, so gorgeous, in a new ad for the Gap modelling their “boyfriend cardigan”. Presumably to go with the “boyfriend jeans”. You know the jeans. They are trying to make them the new skinnys. Example here. Point? There will be followers. More and more celebrities in boyfriend By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 08:08 am
Katie Holmes No Rest for the Robo NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to Tom’s side whenever he needs to sell By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 05:28 am
Homewreckers The Opposite of Auspicious As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 05:22 am
John Krasinski You’re sneaky but we know John Krasinski and Rashida Jones walked the carpet separately last night at Tropic Thunder, as they do. Without a doubt though, they are still a couple. And they are super cute. Saw them during Oscar week leaving the Night Before party in the same car and while I know this By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 04:21 am
Dumbass Whatever works You know it’s desperation when you have to sell a dye job to get some play. This is what’s become of Mischa Barton – karmic bitchslap perhaps for breaking my arm. Curious little item appeared on the Us Weekly website yesterday: Mischa’s gone blonde! And she’s explaining By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 03:17 am
B-tch please Would you call this curvy? Geri Halliwell, 36, graces the cover of the new Hello in a bikini, conceding that she’s struggled with her weight in the past and, in an attempt to align with the sisterhood, admitted to being self conscious about being seen in a bikini. At first, it does indeed sound By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 03:00 am
Jena Malone Androgyny Everywhere Like the new Louboutin! Loves. It’s Jena Malone! Little Jena Malone…only not so little anymore. She rocked a new look last night at Tropic Thunder and wore it amazingly well. Have always enjoyed Jena Malone. Especially in Saved! Seen it? Mandy Moore is the best in Saved. And By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:45 am
Frauds Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
