Douchebags Junior’s First Daughter Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Waiting room, then By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 09:58 am
BFFs Inseparable at the casino I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 07:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Other Twins in Italy While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too " By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:51 am
Frauds Homely Memories in Milwaukee! Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Poor By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Insecure for life Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:00 am
Break Ups Guy’s Green Hat Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 03:31 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Intro for Jul 03, 2008 Dear Gossips, Please. Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous. It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often. Yours By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 03:10 am
Lindsay Lohan Birthday Bib It’s Lilo’s birthday today – 22 now and what a difference a year makes. Or does it? Last year she was partying in Malibu, just before her third stint in rehab. This year she’s in love with Samantha Ronson, working hard on a film set, and, for the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 12:50 pm
Parent Pimps Taupe and Violet smiling Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci lends a hand KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Tickets are not moving and many are By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 09:53 am
Break Ups Mandy’s terrible taste Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:54 am
Quiveration AD > Friends F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent. Entertainment Weekly reports that we’re still a long, long way from making it a reality and Jason Bateman, when By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession How Many Weeks??? Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 05:14 am
Karl Lagerfeld Moose Knuckle is not Demode On our way back from our Bainbridge Island mini-vacay yesterday, we stopped at Seattle Premium Outlets to do a little shopping. Place is a Chinese paradise. Labels everywhere. Even the public announcements are recorded in Mandarin. My people love Burberry. True story: as I was picking through picked over By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashlee peach And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’ By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 04:17 am
Gwyneth Paltrow SJP Wannabe I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:45 am
