Who Needs to Eat? This is Kristen Johnson last night in New York. She was in that show 3rd Rock From The Sun. Looks like she hasn’t eaten since she played that woman who fell out of the window and died on Sex & The City. The legs. Look at her legs. Her By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 08:10 am
Gary Dourdan CSI: Coke, Stupid, and Intoxicated Gary Dourdan – word is Warrick Brown is leaving CSI. What came first … the chicken or the egg? Are they kicking him off because he’s got a bad attitude and a bad addiction or did his bad addiction result from him getting kicked off? TMZ.com is reporting that Gary By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 07:20 am
Maple Leaf Canada 90210 By now you know they’re remaking Beverly Hills 90210. And you probably already know that Lori Loughlin has signed on to play the mom character – the new “Cindy Walsh”. But while online gossip all but confirmed Hilary Duff in the role of Brenda yesterday, it turns out the plum By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:59 am
Clown The Hills: The Rolling Stones Cover Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:47 am
Patrick Dempsey Even When She Smiles… She looks like a miserable bitch. Who? Patrick Dempsey’s wife, of course. Perma scowlface accompanied her husband last night to the NY premiere of Made of Honour and tried to crack to smile. She was successful but looked like she was straining herself, non? Want to play our favourite By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:09 am
Liv Tyler By Request Thanks for your emails this morning. As requested more photos of Liv Tyler are attached. Especially of her shoes. Per the Gwyneth posting earlier, Liv showed up at the Iron Man screening in New York looking healthy and well rested after taking some time off to be with family before By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:44 am
Clown Dirty Face Returns to the Carpet We’ve seen a lot of Lindsay Lohan lately but not “officially”. Not on a red carpet. Her red carpet appearances have been few and far between. But LG must have paid her a pretty penny last night because she showed up at the launch of the Scarlet HD TV By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:29 am
Chris Martin Mr Martin’s Song: You Likey? Coldplay fan? First single Violet Hill from the new album Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends is now available for download here like Radiohead. They’re calling it a new sound. Me likey. So far much better than X+Y. Thoughts? By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:09 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Mrs Martin’s Dress: You Likey? Again a short one – Gwyneth Paltrow last night in New York at the Iron Man screening showing off a body that just came from working out with Madonna. The dress – some hate it, some love it. You? Gwynnie’s been pounding the pavement for her movie, and her career. But By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:07 am
BFFs GP GQ Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Will & Baby I reported it exclusively last week and now Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed they are pregnant. As posted in my original article, Amy quit smoking and was experiencing morning sickness during SNL rehearshals. She told close friends, family and colleagues and has just announced publicly. It’s a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 07:16 am
Hook Ups Mimi Cheese & Cannon LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 07:03 am
Famewhores Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling? Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:42 pm
Douchebags The Prince and the Riffraff Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:32 pm
Quiveration The Better Gay Tom Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:25 pm
Hook Ups Taylor Kitsch: Love Down Under Gossips in Australia are reporting that Taylor Kitsch has found love in the land Down Under. Taylor is there shooting Wolverine – he’s playing Gambit - and has hooked up with model Laura Csortan, a former Miss Australia who represented her country at the 1997 Miss Universe and Miss World pageants By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:24 pm
