Xenu Tomorrow! Is Little Sci’s second birthday! Where in the world is Little Sci?!? I miss her! Tom Cruise has been conserving Little’s power of late, some say to keep her out of the spotlight, some say because she’s already beginning her training with Xenu. But this week, In By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 09:04 am
Famewhores I Don’t Know No Gays… Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 08:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Have some Kabbalah with your Yoga? Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 08:18 am
Sarah Jessica Parker The Boil is Back! SJP on a shoot today in NYC in a super cute outfit with her witch boil prominently on display. First inclination is to comment on the hair piece…but I get accused of using a hairpiece all the time, especially when my hair gets curled. For the record, it’s By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 08:01 am
Mary Kate Olsen The People are Démodé Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year"s in April: A Fool"s Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 04:31 am
Hook Ups Everyone Is a Clone So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 04:13 am
Tina Fey Baby Mama Exclusive Giveaway! If you don’t worship Tina Fey, I don’t want to know you. That’s all. With Tina Fey, funny doesn’t have to be dumb, lite entertainment doesn’t have to be a stereotype, chicks don’t just care about shopping and getting married, and the alternative doesn’ By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 03:49 am
Smutty Surgery Granny at the Game As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Jakey vs Shelfy? Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:28 am
Eva Longoria The Girls Without KatE Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:11 am
Intro for Apr 17, 2008 Dear Gossips, Back in Vancouver now after whirlwind trip to Portland and LA but we are still living out of boxes. Totally thought Marcus would not take well to change but for now, since the furniture isn’t in place yet, he’s all over the fact that he has By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:06 am
Victoria Beckham Just Missed Posh Heather and I went looking for suspenders on Robertson yesterday and when we popped into Kitson in desperation, we were shocked – SHOCKED! – that it actually wasn’t a dump in there. If you’ve been to Kitson, you know what I mean. They stock their sh*t haphazardly in these By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:19 am
Sports Becks likes bigger bums Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What Happened to the First & Second? Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:47 am
Famewhores Rossum Thinnification It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. During the early part By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession But will it sell? People.com is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. So says their “source”. In By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 02:07 am
