Music Girl Sh-t: never a coincidence, always a conspiracy There are certain phrases and expressions that I’ve been using on my site for years and that, if I may be self-indulgent for a minute, I’m very proud to have branded. Some examples: MiniVan Majority, Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t (stolen from my friend By Lainey • Jun 09, 2017 11:02 am
Style Intro for June 9, 2017 Dear Gossips, The American Film Institute honoured Diane Keaton last night with the Lifetime Achievement Award. She is the ninth woman to receive the honour, joining a list that includes Bette Davis, Jane Fonda, Lillian Gish, Shirley MacLaine, Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand, Barbara Stanwyck, and Elizabeth Taylor. Needless to say, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2017 09:11 am
What Else What Else? How quickly could you get used to having over $130,000 deposited into your bank account every month? And by “get used to” I mean actually spend it, like flagrantly? I want to say that I wouldn’t be irresponsible. That I wouldn’t immediately just start throwing money at By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 04:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Summer of Chris Pine Wonder Woman. The biggest movie of the year so far, right? Like maybe the WW box office isn’t Beauty And The Beast’s box office. And there are probably five or six other movies that have made more money so far. But if you consider that the opening weekend By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 03:41 pm
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt on the weather I’m going to assume Brad Pitt and Jim Jefferies are friends. And that that’s part of the reason why he showed up on The Jim Jefferies Show for a bit about climate change and Donald Trump’s decision to quit the Paris Agreement. If you’ve not seen By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 03:02 pm
Sports Ryan Lochte’s raising a hockey player For this post, I will be playing the part of Duana, The Name Therapist. Ryan Lochte and Kayla Rae Reid announced the birth of their son, confirming on Instagram that he was born this morning. Caiden Zane Lochte. I'm a daddy #miracle #babyboy #myson A post shared by By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 12:58 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise’s back catalogue The Mummy opens this weekend. Sarah’s review was posted yesterday and while she didn’t hate it, she wasn’t impressed. Other critics apparently feel the same way because the movie is not scoring well on review sites and its box office tracking is dropping. Last month the projection By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 12:06 pm
Style This Week…with Nicole Mary Nicole Kidman was with Keith Urban last night at the CMT Music Awards. He was the big winner with four awards in total, including Video of the Year. And it was pretty cute during his acceptance speech, when he thanked his wife, “Nicole Mary”: “You have no idea of how By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 11:21 am
Douchebags JRod covers The National Enquirer Yesterday I posted about Alex Rodriguez’s claims – via TMZ – that he’s being extorted by an ex-lover. As I mentioned in that article, he was trying to get ahead of a story. What story? Well, the cover story in the new issue of The National Enquirer. It’s By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 10:23 am
Award Season Campaigning Intro for June 8, 2017 Dear Gossips, It’s Emmy season. Nominations will be announced next month. Which is why we’ll be seeing a lot of the contenders over the next few weeks. A few of those contenders participated in The Hollywood Reporter Drama Actress Roundtable - Oprah Winfrey, Jessica Lange, Nicole Kidman, Chrissy Metz, By Lainey • Jun 08, 2017 09:46 am
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: Wonder Woman… and Celine Dion Here’s the latest episode of Show Your Work, delayed this week because Duana and I wanted to see Wonder Woman before recording, and we usually record on Fridays. And also because we wanted to wait for the Wonder Woman box office. And of course there was One Love Manchester By Lainey • Jun 07, 2017 02:48 pm
What Else What Else? Your eyes might probably be immediately drawn to the feather wave swirling behind this man. But don’t let that permanently interrupt your appreciation of the best part of this outfit – not the feather wings, but the feather PEPLUM. That, to me, is what I’ll remember from this look By Lainey • Jun 07, 2017 11:57 am
Ex Games JRod: it was only a matter of time All gossip scholars would have seen this coming, right? For three months it’s been all happy, happy, roses, and great lighting for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez. Yesterday though TMZ reported that ARod is being extorted by an ex-lover. Let’s consider the surface details first, before getting By Lainey • Jun 07, 2017 11:02 am
Sports Intro for June 7, 2017 Dear Gossips, The NBA Finals are in Cleveland tonight for Game 3. LeBron James and the Cavaliers are down 0-2 in the series. The series started last Thursday, in Oakland, when the side-game between Rihanna and Kevin Durant became the highlight of the night. That was the best, By Lainey • Jun 07, 2017 09:43 am
What Else What Else? I used to love water parks. Even though they’re gross, and the water is probably just straight filth, I can’t help it, there’s something irresistible about a water slide. The reason I stopped going to water parks is because I lost a tampon inside of myself the By Lainey • Jun 06, 2017 04:23 pm
Dumbass Gwyneth doesn’t know Gwyneth Paltrow was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. The first ever goop summit, In goop Health, is happening this coming weekend. It’s sold out. Did you know that the most expensive ticket level, the “Clear Quartz”, because the levels are named after crystals, sold out first at $1500 a By Lainey • Jun 06, 2017 04:03 pm
