Girl Sh-t Intro for May 31, 2017 Dear Gossips, I will always owe my friend Lara for teaching me one of my favourite expressions, an expression I’ve stolen from her that’s become a feature on this site: Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. Girl Sh-t, Boy Sh-t, so much great sh- By Lainey • May 31, 2017 09:40 am
What Else What Else? I don’t want to talk about the cheese or whatever beef substitute Jaden Smith is having with the hotel. What I do want to talk about is how he capitalises the first letter of every word in every tweet. This is some next-level self-confidence. Because when you By Lainey • May 30, 2017 04:55 pm
Sports “Nothing good ever happens at 2am” In Tiger Woods’ case, it’s 3am. I used to listen to Jim Rome a lot. And one of the things he’d always say was, “Nothing good ever happens at 2am”. As you know, Tiger Woods was arrested yesterday in Florida and charged with DUI. There were initial reports By Lainey • May 30, 2017 04:04 pm
Royals Prince Harry’s first garden party Big day for Prince Harry today. In the morning he was at the Tower of London to meet with Invictus Games athletes who will be competing in Toronto in September. While he was there he hung out with a 6 year old girl called Maya who wanted to thank him By Lainey • May 30, 2017 03:13 pm
BFFs Thor makes scrambled eggs I was about to say this is a bizarre marketing gimmick, Chris Hemsworth making scrambled eggs at the Grand Prix of Monaco but… I’m writing about it. And Tag Heuer isn’t paying me so I guess it worked? You’re looking at Thor in a chef’s hat By Lainey • May 30, 2017 01:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise must lead Do you have your Wonder Woman tickets yet? I’m going on Saturday, 740pm show at my favourite theatre. Here in Toronto we have VIP theatres with pre-selected leather seats and in-seat service. Which means you never have to queue for anything. My movie order is always: deep By Lainey • May 30, 2017 11:19 am
Relationship Assumption Instagram PDA starring Diane Kruger & Norman Reedus Diane Kruger won the Best Actress award at Cannes on Sunday for her work in Into The Fade. Joshua Jackson congratulated her on Instagram. Joanna noted Diane’s response: Norman Reedus also congratulated Diane on her achievement. Joanna compared Diane’s reaction: “Thank you”, with one heart emoji, and a By Lainey • May 30, 2017 10:09 am
TV Updates Intro for May 30, 2017 Dear Gossips, I don’t watch The Bachelorette. Have never seen a single episode. But I’m going to try to write about The Bachelorette today. Or write about how people write about The Bachelorette. Because I got up this morning and it’s been post after post all over By Lainey • May 30, 2017 09:36 am
What Else What Else? On paper? Bella Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio, sure. But here’s why I can’t see it: Bella has too much profile. Over the last few years, Leo’s model selections haven’t been “names”, at least not until they become his bonafide. You didn’t know much about Toni By Lainey • May 29, 2017 04:46 pm
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: Rihanna, Robert Pattinson, and “that f-cking boat movie” On this week’s episode of Show Your Work, Duana and I get into a fight about farmers markets. Then we get into the Rihanna and Lupita Nyong’o project that got its start on social media. You know that expression that Duana taught me, the one I repeat constantly? By Lainey • May 29, 2017 04:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Rooney & Joaquin in Cannes Joaquin Phoenix was named Best Actor at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday for his performance in Lynne Ramsay’s You Were Never Really Here. It was one of the last films to screen at the festival. And before that point, people were talking about Robert Pattinson and Adam Sandler as By Lainey • May 29, 2017 03:22 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Armie Hammer on Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio Armie Hammer was on Watch What Happens Live the other day and during Plead The Fifth, an audience member asked him about Johnny Depp. Armie worked with Johnny on The Lone Ranger almost five years ago now. So he would know, or at least have some insight, into how Johnny By Lainey • May 29, 2017 11:31 am
Royals Prince William covers British GQ Prince William is on the cover of the July issue of British GQ. They’re calling it “the most candid interview he’s ever given”. As you know, it’ll be 20 years since the passing of Princess Diana in August. Over the last couple months, as part of their By Lainey • May 29, 2017 09:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for May 29, 2017 Dear Gossips, Memorial Day weekend used to be big at the box office. But as you may have heard, both Pirates 5 and Baywatch, the new major releases this Memorial Day weekend, came in domestically under initial projections. Baywatch, in particular, totally flopped. The Rock isn’t critic-proof??? (Sarah’ By Lainey • May 29, 2017 09:17 am
What Else What Else? Nicki Minaj’s hair is very, very long right now. I think a lot about growing my hair this long. I really want to. But it would be such a pain in the ass. Because it would get caught everywhere, on everything. Even in bed it can f-ck you By Lainey • May 26, 2017 03:36 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Katy, Orly, and Butters Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up a few months ago. Earlier this week there was a report about how he hooked up with a waitress at Chiltern Firehouse and she got fired as a result. Here he is arriving at LAX yesterday with a dog. It’s apparently Katy By Lainey • May 26, 2017 03:02 pm
