Media Manipulation The Gwyneth Paltrow Members Club It makes sense. Because she runs in such exclusive company. Like if we were talking about children, hers would be the most exclusive treehouse in the neighbourhood. And every kid within 50 blocks would want to be invited to this treehouse. But only few get the privilege. TMZ reports that By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 10:49 am
Xenu Hey La Luh La, it’s Tom Cruise Tom Cruise and son Connor were in Tampa, Florida last night watching the NCAA Women’s Final Four Semi featuring Maryland and Connecticut. Tom’s been in London for several months working on Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation. The movie opens July 31st. So I hope they’re done shooting. Because By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 09:51 am
Relationship Assumption Jennifer & Chris’s Easter in New York Like Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin also spent Easter weekend in New York. Jennifer was photographed leaving her hotel on Saturday with her bodyguard and a change of clothes. Page Six reports that she had a quick lunch with Chris at Tavern On The Green By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 09:29 am
Royals Captain Wales’s final tour Sorry if I’ve gotten the terminology wrong. I just like how this sounds. Military Harry’s final tour. Like a recording artist. He’s in Australia now to join the Australian Defence Force on secondment for a month before he retires from the British army in June after a By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 09:07 am
Media Manipulation Michael & Alicia Easter in New York It’s been a while since we’ve had any new pap shots of Michael Fassbender. When he shows up though, he doesn’t disappoint. Here he is in New York on Saturday with Alicia Vikander. They fell in love last year in Australia while shooting The Light Between Oceans. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 08:35 am
Nicole Kidman Intro for April 6, 2015 Dear Gossips, Whether it was deliberate or by accident, my favourite detail about the Saturday Night Live Neurotology video this weekend was that in 1990, Nicole Kidman is what Kate McKinnon looked like in the sketch. It’s all in the hair. And the profile shot of Kyle Mooney, as By Lainey • Apr 06, 2015 08:00 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s hippie top and shorts This top gave me a hippie vibe. Am I off about that? No. Wait. It gave me a Coachella vibe. I bet you love it though. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 05:37 pm
TV Updates Kellan Lutz’s Bullseye Oscar “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old. I just love what I do.” – what Kellan Lutz said By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 05:26 pm
Break Ups An uncoupling anniversary March 25, 2014. Almost exactly a year ago. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin post the now infamous “conscious uncoupling” announcement on GOOP. They said it was amicable. They’ve showed us how amicable they can be. And now it looks like they’re celebrating their breakup with a trip, together, By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 04:21 pm
Media Manipulation Nick to expose Mimi? The Daily Mail is reporting exclusively that Nick Cannon has signed a book deal and will be writing about all the sh-t that went down between him and Mimi… OMG. Do you want to know? Of course you want to f-cking know. But I have some questions. There By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 03:56 pm
Break Ups What’s up with Emma & Andrew? Let’s start with the source: STAR Magazine is reporting that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have drifted apart and put their relationship on hold. It’s an easy story to make up because they’ve not been seen together in a while as Garfield is overseas shooting a movie. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 03:29 pm
Quiveration Deadpool’s hot guy Ryan Reynolds is currently shooting Deadpool in Vancouver. His character’s face is all scarred up. I know nothing about Deadpool. Maybe Sarah will come at me with some nerd facts but so far, for a nerd, she’s been surprisingly not that interested in the Deadpool thing. That might By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 01:31 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Vin Diesel Day Yesterday wasn’t just April Fool’s Day. It was also the day Vin Diesel’s hand and footprints were immortalised at the Chinese theatre, followed by the premiere of Furious 7. He’s the man! I don’t like this phrase. It’s so corny. Like you’re supposed By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 12:13 pm
Maple Leaf Ryan’s April Fool’s lunch Ryan Gosling stepped out in LA to meet some friends for lunch yesterday. In that outfit, with the facial hair, he looks like he’s been in a dark room for days. Is that a euphemism for dealing with an infant? Ryan’s directorial debut, Lost River, opens in a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 10:24 am
Hook Ups January Jones & Will Forte are dating US Weekly reported it yesterday. And then PEOPLE confirmed it too. Apparently it’s only been a couple of months. But still… January used to deal with Jason Sudeikis. Like, not just “rumoured to be hooking up” but officially together. And then she got pregnant and there was all kinds By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 09:58 am
Karl Lagerfeld Intro for April 2, 2015 Dear Gossips, It was Jacek’s 40th birthday yesterday. He’s not really into parties. But there happened to be an event happening in Toronto, on his 40th birthday, that even he couldn’t resist. Karl Lagerfeld hosted a party in Canada for the first time last night to celebrate By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 09:38 am
