Royals Queen, Brange, Maleficent, Fury Got yelled at by several Brangelunatics the last few days for not posting about Angelina Jolie getting honourary damed by the Queen on Friday. Because I had laser eye surgery and then it was Thanksgiving in Canada. So that's a lesson for you all: nothing is more important By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 04:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s new blunt Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 03:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The back of the Timberlakes Justin Timberlake is currently on tour in New Zealand. His wife has joined him there. He posted this shot of them together on Instagram: Wird geladen "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --Ferris By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 02:02 pm
Media Manipulation Shia tells a good story Shia LaBeouf. I mean, it’s Shia LaBeouf. You can describe him in all kinds of ways – most of them negative: troubled child star, plagiarist, stunt queen, belligerent, a very bad drunk, etc, etc, etc. He’s also a good actor. And an entertainer. That’s the quality that got By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The “reluctant” Prince It was confirmed last week that the Serene Princess Charlene of Monaco is pregnant with twins. We now know how she told her husband, Prince Albert. When the princess went to the doctor for a routine sonogram, she first telephoned Albert to say, "We're going to have By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 11:18 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Natalie in silk champagne It’s like she told them – find me the most boring dress anyone has ever designed and I’ll wear it. My new eyes are telling me it’s champagne. Some would say it’s dull silver. Dull is the right word. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 10:30 am
Media Manipulation Zac Efron’s new girlfriend Zac Efron arrived in Copenhagen with a girl the other day…and now everyone knows her name, job, and qualifications. Apparently it’s official. He and Sami Miro are totally boyfriend and girlfriend. It’s been at least a month. On September 22 they were at a Dodgers game together. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 10:18 am
Style Martin Lawrence: home for the holidays? Even George Clooney has one. You remember his aunt Starla? The Rogue Relative? Aunt Starla told the Daily Mail that Brad Pitt would probably be his best man and, as I wrote at the time, Aunt Starla didn’t know sh-t. Click here for a refresher. Looks like Jennifer Lawrence By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 09:36 am
George Clooney Amal Clooney Amal Alamuddin married George Clooney. She’s now officially changed her name – and it’s reflected on her firm’s website, which I’d show you, except that it’s crashed…because everyone wants to see that she’s now listed as Amal Clooney. Amal Clooney is currently in Greece, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 09:01 am
Girl Sh-t Intro for October 14, 2014 Dear Gossips, When rappers are mad at each other, they release diss tracks. When rich white ladies are marking their territory… They release new menus? As you’ve probably seen, in the current issue of Martha Stewart Living, there’s a page called “Conscious Coupling”, something about ingredients that work By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 08:29 am
Intro for October 10, 2014 Dear Gossips, I can see! I am also really mad at Duana because she’s gotten me full-blown addicted to the Serial podcast. All I did yesterday was podcast. Ira Glass’s voice is now my inner monologue because I’ve caught up on so many episodes of This American By Lainey • Oct 10, 2014 09:00 am
Books Intro for October 9, 2014 Dear Gossips, PROGRAMMING NOTE: At 9:20am this morning, they’re sticking a laser into my eye so that I (hopefully) won’t have to wear contact lenses and glasses anymore. Pre-op starts an hour before that. And after the procedure, I have to keep my eyes closed (sleep is By Lainey • Oct 09, 2014 09:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Let your Lange out Duana and I are working old school today at the library, sitting at a table across from each other by a window, fascinated by the regulars who hang out here. People still come to the library to use the computer – I’m a f-cking asshole for being surprised by this. By Lainey • Oct 08, 2014 04:10 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Comparing beards Too easy. And besides, the only commentary that will matter on these photos will be Michael K’s of Dlisted.com so I’ll just give you the straight description direct from the photo agency: “John Travolta shows his dedication to his craft as he films night scenes for his By Lainey • Oct 08, 2014 03:38 pm
Music Taylor Swift changes the conversation When we talk about the fame game and the celebrity ecosystem, and who sells best and who understands the play, it’s often a long-term case study. Think of how the Jolie made her moves – it didn’t happen in a year, but it was a well-executed multiple-down strategy, sometimes By Lainey • Oct 08, 2014 01:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Selena’s red mini-dress Selena Gomez has the cheesiest taste sometimes, non? Look at this. It’s that f-cking sateen/satin material. So cheap the way the light comes off. And not helped by the fact that it looks like it’s been finished so poorly. This is supposed to be Dior. And it By Lainey • Oct 08, 2014 12:25 pm
