Douchebags The new pussy partners Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse has an official new member. Now that Paula Patton has filed for divorce, Robin Thicke is available for group douche-ing. And according to Page Six, he celebrated the other night at his home in LA, with Leonardo DiCaprio and a LOT of models. According By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 10:58 am
Hook Ups Evan & Kate? Evan Rachel Wood and Katherine Moennig have been exchanging admiring tweets at each other for some time. Now Page Six reports that they’re hooking up. They were both at the same event on Saturday in LA. and were supposedly “holding hands and looked very much like a couple”. They By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 10:05 am
Photo Assumption In that “phase” with Robert Pattinson & FKA twigs Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA twigs were in Paris the other day. He’s joined her on tour. And yesterday they went shopping. I’ve attached photos but the video is better for insight. Two videos are embedded below. Let’s play Video Assumption. I don’t even think it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 09:07 am
Music Intro for October 15, 2014 Dear Gossips, I can’t stop listening to Taylor Swift’s new song Out Of The Woods. And it’s not even a hate-listen. It’s a want-listen. And I love the lyrics. For me, it’s this line: “Like we stood a chance” Maybe it’s because By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 08:40 am
Royals Queen, Brange, Maleficent, Fury Got yelled at by several Brangelunatics the last few days for not posting about Angelina Jolie getting honourary damed by the Queen on Friday. Because I had laser eye surgery and then it was Thanksgiving in Canada. So that's a lesson for you all: nothing is more important By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 04:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s new blunt Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 03:45 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The back of the Timberlakes Justin Timberlake is currently on tour in New Zealand. His wife has joined him there. He posted this shot of them together on Instagram: Wird geladen "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --Ferris By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 02:02 pm
Media Manipulation Shia tells a good story Shia LaBeouf. I mean, it’s Shia LaBeouf. You can describe him in all kinds of ways – most of them negative: troubled child star, plagiarist, stunt queen, belligerent, a very bad drunk, etc, etc, etc. He’s also a good actor. And an entertainer. That’s the quality that got By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The “reluctant” Prince It was confirmed last week that the Serene Princess Charlene of Monaco is pregnant with twins. We now know how she told her husband, Prince Albert. When the princess went to the doctor for a routine sonogram, she first telephoned Albert to say, "We're going to have By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 11:18 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Natalie in silk champagne It’s like she told them – find me the most boring dress anyone has ever designed and I’ll wear it. My new eyes are telling me it’s champagne. Some would say it’s dull silver. Dull is the right word. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 10:30 am
Media Manipulation Zac Efron’s new girlfriend Zac Efron arrived in Copenhagen with a girl the other day…and now everyone knows her name, job, and qualifications. Apparently it’s official. He and Sami Miro are totally boyfriend and girlfriend. It’s been at least a month. On September 22 they were at a Dodgers game together. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 10:18 am
Style Martin Lawrence: home for the holidays? Even George Clooney has one. You remember his aunt Starla? The Rogue Relative? Aunt Starla told the Daily Mail that Brad Pitt would probably be his best man and, as I wrote at the time, Aunt Starla didn’t know sh-t. Click here for a refresher. Looks like Jennifer By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 09:36 am
George Clooney Amal Clooney Amal Alamuddin married George Clooney. She’s now officially changed her name – and it’s reflected on her firm’s website, which I’d show you, except that it’s crashed…because everyone wants to see that she’s now listed as Amal Clooney. Amal Clooney is currently in Greece, By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 09:01 am
Girl Sh-t Intro for October 14, 2014 Dear Gossips, When rappers are mad at each other, they release diss tracks. When rich white ladies are marking their territory… They release new menus? As you’ve probably seen, in the current issue of Martha Stewart Living, there’s a page called “Conscious Coupling”, something about ingredients that work By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 08:29 am
Intro for October 10, 2014 Dear Gossips, I can see! I am also really mad at Duana because she’s gotten me full-blown addicted to the Serial podcast. All I did yesterday was podcast. Ira Glass’s voice is now my inner monologue because I’ve caught up on so many episodes of This By Lainey • Oct 10, 2014 09:00 am
Books Intro for October 9, 2014 Dear Gossips, PROGRAMMING NOTE: At 9:20am this morning, they’re sticking a laser into my eye so that I (hopefully) won’t have to wear contact lenses and glasses anymore. Pre-op starts an hour before that. And after the procedure, I have to keep my eyes closed (sleep By Lainey • Oct 09, 2014 09:01 am
