Justin Theroux Justin Theroux’s penis needs two underwears Last week I wrote about Justin Theroux’s dick in The Leftovers because my friend N that day was obsessed with why it keeps waving at the audience when his character is running on the show. Many of you write back in agreement. Evidently the size of Theroux’s penis By Lainey • Sep 04, 2014 11:22 am
Media Manipulation Is this how you make money now? A couple of months ago, Katie Holmes was “papped” at a drug store, studying a bottle of moisturiser. Somehow the photographer was able to get super close. In the aisle of a drug store! And, conveniently, the label on the lotion was clearly visible. Click here to see the photos. By Lainey • Sep 04, 2014 11:02 am
Weddings A $13 million wedding gift Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, and Brad Pitt were paid $13 million for two days of work on a new commercial directed by Martin Scorsese. As I mentioned the other day, it’s a promotion for billionaire James Packer’s casino empire – click here for a By Lainey • Sep 04, 2014 10:15 am
Beyoncé Intro for September 4, 2014 Dear Gossips, TIFF 2014 opens today. For those of us working the festival, that's the main focus. I feel like people are going to be parking themselves downtown all weekend to stalk Channing Tatum. Virgin 99.9 Radio's Maura Grierson is putting out a bounty -- $1000 By Lainey • Sep 04, 2014 10:01 am
Style Great shoes, Renee It’s been a while for Renee Zellweger on a red carpet, right? She was at an event today to honour her favourite designer Carolina Herrera in New York. Really into the sleeves on this dress but wish it was a different colour. Not really sure about the hair in By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 05:58 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Perfect Casting: Lizzy Caplan & JGL edition Lizzy Caplan and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are shooting a movie together in New York about Christmas Eve and old friends getting together. (She’s not with Matthew Perry anymore. Remember that???) Great casting, non? In real life, I could totally see these two hooking up. I mean, I know it’ By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 05:38 pm
Bad Style “Glowing from within” That expression is kinda vommy, non? I don’t love it. But I also don’t deny that people do, um, glow from within when they’re happy. We project that onto people too. Like, you’ve heard again and again recently about how happy she is…so is that By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 04:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Back to school with Hugh Jackman Check out Hugh Jackman in New York yesterday taking his son Oscar to school. Oscar got real tall, real fast. Not sure when he celebrates his birthday but he was 13 years old in February. God. That's so fast. I feel like last year he was riding around By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 01:42 pm
Bad Style Pippa & Lilo Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 01:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews RDJ: TIFF, Scarjo, and Gwyneth TIFF 2014 opens tomorrow. Sarah’s preview for the festival will be posted shortly as an advance overview of the entire event. But the gala on Thursday night belongs to The Judge. Robert Downey Jr, the biggest movie star in the world, is opening TIFF. Shinan Govani wrote a piece By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 11:50 am
Quiveration All in agreement In the previous post, we discussed our different flavour preferences. Cumberbatch or The Riot Club. Robert Pattinson or Liam Hemsworth. The only way to move forward is to agree to disagree. But isn’t there someone we can ALL agree on? Who is the Universal? The undeniable. Pan. You know By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 11:06 am
Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch & Dan Stevens: Day 2 Sarah posted about Benedict Cumberbatch and Dan Stevens were hanging out yesterday – click here for a refresher. Something something something about men vs boys and lizards and velvet voices. My friend Lorella texted me afterwards with the following: “I do not understand Sarah when she says she likes manly men By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 10:36 am
Bad Style GQ Johnny Depp Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 10:24 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson dating FKA twigs The girl Robert Pattinson was photographed with last week? Musician Tahliah Debrett Barnett, aka FKA twigs. US Weekly is reporting that he’s dating her. Apparently she thinks he’s “unbelievably handsome”. So because she’s not that famous yet in her own right (though well on her way), she’ By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 09:53 am
Jennifer Lopez Intro for September 3, 2014 Dear Gossips, Jennifer Lopez covers the new issue of ELLE. JLO has always been open to talking about her love life. And she told the magazine that she’s aware that she, um, wastes her time. A lot of it. "Everybody has seen that I make mistakes. Every single By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 09:31 am
Douchebags Drama anywhere, any time This is why I keep comparing Justin Bieber to Lindsay Lohan. Because it's ALWAYS something. It's always chaos. There's always drama. And it's never their fault. JB went home to Stratford, ON for Labour Day long weekend. He had Selena Gomez with By Lainey • Sep 02, 2014 01:07 pm
