Royals The Daily Royal Crisis: Kate with straight hair and Rose’s denial The British royal family abhors being referred to as celebrities or influencers. This is ridiculous – they are celebrities, they are the OG influencers, and over the last three months, they have courted more controversy than any Hollywood celebrity and any TikTok influencer. Every f-cking day it’s something new, a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2024 01:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jake Gyllenhaal: Batman and the Ultimate Villain Jake Gyllenhaal’s Road House will premiere on Prime Video on Thursday. Early reviews came out very strong and have since levelled off, Sarah’s review will be posted later this week and, spoiler alert, which she’s already hinted at, she will be eating sh-t. Because she’d been By Lainey • Mar 19, 2024 11:42 am
Shout-Outs March 19, 2024 – Shout-Outs Emily! Happy Birthday and Happy 10th Anniversary to … us! You mentioned BTS and how your obsession is stronger than ever – can you believe that in just three months or so, Jin will have completed his military service? And j-hope will be out in the fall? I feel like it’s By Lainey • Mar 19, 2024 11:05 am
Theatre Nerd Intro for March 19, 2024 Dear Gossips, Succession’s final award season wrapped up recently at the SAG Awards, though Jeremy Strong, our number one boy, was absent from every show. Jeremy was filming in Toronto last year and then started prepping for his return to Broadway in Henrik Ibsen’s An Enemy of the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2024 10:20 am
What Else What Else? Mathew Knowles posted a tribute to Destiny’s Child in honour of Women’s Month and since he’s mentioning 25th anniversaries and includes a hope that they’ll come out of retirement at the end, people are wondering if… it might be possible … that… ? I mean we’re less By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 04:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, March 18, 2024 Maria is travelling today so you get me instead but I just have to share with you how she texted me about it: “Hey, I have a flight tomorrow that got changed to early morning, can you take over CSM? Just photoshop me out no one will notice.” DEAD. As By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 03:23 pm
Sports Zendaya: Tennis Season Zendaya’s new film, Challengers, comes out in five weeks. Which means she’s done with Dune, for now, and that who sand aesthetic, and moving onto the court, since she plays a former tennis player mindf-cking two white boy tennis players in the movie. Meanwhile, the white boy in By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 01:39 pm
Gorgessity Anne Hathaway: SXS-Horny In case it wasn’t clear from the last time I posted about Anne Hathaway’s upcoming movie, The Idea of You, I am INVESTED. This film is based on a horny book by the same name. This film stars Anne Hathaway who has been on an interrupted slay for By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 12:48 pm
Royals A (Fake) Royal Announcement Well, I guess this is the trend now – once a week, the British royals, Kensington Palace in particular, can be depended on to make us smash our heads against the wall in frustration with their incompetence. How is it that a family with this much access, this many resources, this By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 11:43 am
Music JLo faces it front row Last week wasn’t the best week for Jennifer Lopez. Several tour stop were quietly cancelled and while the official reason is logistical issues, there are some reports of slow sales. And her new album, This Is Me … Now, isn’t doing all that great either. Variety also included her By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 10:35 am
Music Intro for March 18, 2024 Dear Gossips, Taylor Swift will release her new album, The Tortured Poets Department, a month tomorrow. Taylor has been back in the US for just over a week now following the conclusion of her tour stop in Singapore, flying straight out of Asia to be back in time to hit By Lainey • Mar 18, 2024 09:17 am
What Else What Else? All seven members of BTS are currently serving mandatory military duty but they also keep serving content. Earlier this week Suga released the trailer to his upcoming tour movie which is premiering on IMAX in April. And today V released a new single with an adorable music video in which By Lainey • Mar 15, 2024 02:06 pm
Royals Intro for March 15, 2024 Dear Gossips, As mentioned in yesterday’s open, Prince William attended the Diana Legacy Awards last night in London after visiting with youth programs earlier in the day. That’s where this video was filmed – as William was decorating cookies, listen to what he says: 🗣️ 'My wife is the By Lainey • Mar 15, 2024 09:19 am
What Else What Else? Simu Liu rates the food that he ate on Oscar night from the actual ceremony to the Governors Ball to Vanity Fair and Madonna’s party. They served Peking Duck at the Governor’s Ball. And he said it was good. I’m going to assume then that the crepe By Lainey • Mar 14, 2024 04:06 pm
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart’s tiny fashion Kristen Stewart’s clothes are little. When I say “little” here, I don’t mean short or unsubstantial, I mean tiny – as in tiny pieces of clothing. Tiny pieces of clothing are what Kristen Stewart’s been wearing on the Love Lies Bleeding press tour and it is thrilling. We By Lainey • Mar 14, 2024 02:43 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan Gosling’s New Merch Last year, Ryan Gosling showed up at CinemaCon in Vegas to kick off the Barbie era in a pink bomber over a t-shirt that read “Greta Gerwig” in Barbie font. His hair was Ken-blonde, his skin was Ken-bronzed, and it was basically the first time we were introduced to the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2024 01:24 pm
