Gross Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 04:32 pm
Bad Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
Bad Style OMG. A kitten on a twin Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 02:36 pm
Media Manipulation Angelina, China, Cleopatra Angelina Jolie is in Shanghai promoting Maleficent. The movie did well at the box office here. And there’s so much money over in China, she has to go get it. Brad Pitt did not join her for the trip. We’ll come back to him later. As you can By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 01:02 pm
Bad Style Lupita or Boring? Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 11:28 am
Douchebags Comma asshole Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 10:43 am
Gorgessity Rihanna, Fashion Icon Rihanna was named Fashion Icon at the CFDA Awards last night in New York. If you know you’re going to the CFDAs and they’re honouring you with that kind of title, well, you know you have to bring it, balls out. All out. And she did. Adam Selman By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 10:24 am
Bad Style This is Tilda Tilda Swinton is shooting a film called Trainwreck in New York which is also how I would explain how her character’s been styled – a trainwreck. Tilda Swinton’s playing Jennifer Aniston. It’s hard to look at. I hate it. It’s making me grumpy. Toronto’s a muggy By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 09:57 am
Sarah Paulson Intro for June 3, 2014 Dear Gossips, A friend of mine is having a hard time getting over what happened of Oberyn on Game Of Thrones the other night. He texted me: “Okay, I know it’s fiction but I’ve been inconsolable since Oberyn…Seriously, I’ve been in a sh-tty mood all day. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 09:24 am
Royals Princes on horses There’s never going to be a time when I don’t post any photos I can of these two on their horses doing their sport of kings thing. At least not until they start looking really bad in tight white pants. At what age do men start looking sh-tty By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 04:41 pm
Victoria Beckham Next Generation Beckham The Beckhams were seen at LAX this weekend heading out of town. All their children were with them including first son, Brooklyn. The day before, Brooklyn, 15, was in Santa Monica. Without his siblings, without his parents. With Chloe Moretz. She’s 17. This reminds me of Offspring Rock Band. By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 04:07 pm
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: weekend wedding There have been all kinds of rumours lately about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban breaking up. It only got worse when he didn’t join her in Cannes when Grace Of Monaco opened the festival. For what it’s worth, they were at a wedding in Hendersonville, TN this weekend By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 03:29 pm
Maple Leaf Gosling after Cannes Ryan Gosling’s Lost River was not well received in Cannes. In fact, they sh-t on it. Hard. I noticed too that it was men who were particularly unkind. Which kinda made me laugh. Ryan Gosling. That Guy. The Pillow. The one the girls want to hear right before they By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 01:11 pm
Sports Prince at Roland Garros Please enjoy these photos of Prince enjoying Rafael Nadal win in straight sets at the French Open today to advance to the quarterfinals. It takes real commitment to wear a turtleneck this time of year. And to perch on his signature tricked out cane like he’s the boss of By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 11:54 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Franco & Depp’s fiancée Johnny Depp’s fiancée is currently shooting a movie in New York with James Franco, The Adderall Diaries. The story is about HIS character, obviously. They look like they get on well. Magazines keep putting her on the cover. With nothing to promote…except the fact that Johnny Depp asked By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 11:34 am
Parent Pimps Racism by Justin Bieber A video surfaced of Justin Bieber using the n-word this weekend in a candid moment that was recorded several years ago, when he was 15. TMZ claims that they had access to it four years ago but decided not to post it because he was so young back then and, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 10:47 am
