Relationship Assumption Rihanna returns to Drake After touring with Drake through parts of Europe, Rihanna was in New York last week. Maybe for a hair change? It’s long now and with a fringe. Drake’s now in London for the next few days. He was at Whiskey Mist last night with some friends. And oh By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 01:30 pm
Bad Style Johnny Depp’s engagement tour You remember when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were engaged and it happened to be when he was promoting some movie and it became like their engagement tour? Why am I getting the same vibe from Johnny Depp? Is Johnny Depp as cheesy as Tom Cruise? Depp and his fiancée By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 12:18 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naya’s casual pants I am all about what Sasha calls “joggers” right now. It’s the only thing I look for when I’m online shopping. And starting now I’m looking for Naya Rivera’s. People, you can wear them to WORK. By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 12:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 11:45 am
Media Manipulation Maybe it was for award season The last we heard of Kate Hudson, she and Matt Bellamy were having problems in their relationship. She hadn’t been wearing her ring. And even PEOPLE was reporting that she and Bellamy were estranged. If PEOPLE was willing to go there, it had to have been subtly sanctioned. But By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 10:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Lawrence’s fingers and hands Jennifer Lawrence had an Oscar in her hand once, at the Oscars proper, when she gave the finger to a room full of reporters. You remember that? Like, if you have to give the finger, you might as well give it there, non? And then every other finger seems kind By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 09:54 am
Weddings Porny gets to keep the cheque Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 09:02 am
Intro for March 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, My friend Lorella is convinced that Kanye West and his fiancée will personally buy as many copies of their VOGUE cover as possible – boxes and boxes and boxes of them, thousands and thousands – so that when the numbers come out, they’ll be able to say it was By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 08:39 am
Victoria Beckham Posh needs a hug today We have a policy here at LaineyGossip. We don’t refer to Kanye West’s fiancée by name. We try not to refer to her at all. Once in a while, some of you, under influence of drugs or temporary psychosis, will force Sasha to find an outfit that she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 02:56 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Miss Piggy without Jason Segel Muppets Most Wanted opens today. So far the reviews are pretty decent, tracking at 77% at Rotten Tomatoes at post time. Can you go wrong with Piggy, the greatest international superstar in the world? Please, Piggy, please stop reading now. Of the reviews I have read however, some are saying By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 01:02 pm
Media Manipulation The Lifestyle of Reese Witherspoon You remember when Reese Witherspoon was working the award show circuit while campaigning for an Oscar for her performance in Walk The Line? During her acceptance speeches, her southern accent would, you know, just slip out inadvertently. My ass. That was a well-run strategy that ended with a Best Actress. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 11:49 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lily’s leather joggers LOVE this entire look. Remember when people used to laugh at the leather jogger? No man. Don’t laugh. Not until you’ve tried it. An elastic waistband? Nothing stretching at your thighs? No worries when your calves expand at the end of the day? And the versality! Works with By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 11:41 am
Media Manipulation Project January Jones At best, the read on January Jones was “cold”. At worst, if you believe Zach Galifianakis, we’re supposed to “forget about (her) in a few years". So…she’s definitely not Hollywood’s Miss Congeniality. Was it starting to become a professional problem? Part 1 of Mad Men’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 10:48 am
BFFs The Jolie + a member of the GOOP crew Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, did you see it? Probably not. The only reason I’m mentioning it is because the film features both Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. So, an excuse to post these old photos of them, with Jude Law and Bai Ling (!!!) at the premiere By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 10:01 am
Intro for March 21, 2014 Dear Gossips, Yes. It DOES always have to end up in a big, giant dance battle. That’s how Britney and Justin ended. Which is good enough for me. I was in a meeting the other day and we were talking about movies. My contribution to that discussion was that By Lainey • Mar 21, 2014 09:15 am
Music JLO tonight Jennifer Lopez will perform I Luh Ya Papi on American Idol tonight. Here she is on the show last night. If the performance is anything like the video… I have to tell you, I am obsessed with this video. The video is straight up makeup, hair, and dance porn. Have By Lainey • Mar 20, 2014 04:02 pm
