Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Valentino F/W 2014 I am losing my f-cking mind over this collection. The leather patch coat and dress and skirt is giving me the hard why-can’t-I-be-rich hurts. HURTS! And these shoes. These beautiful, beautiful shoes in so many different prints. Those boots! F-ck! Who do I By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 12:01 pm
Jared Leto Lupita & Rihanna: the dream BFF team (and Jared Leto too) Come ON! Tell me we’re the same and you have a raging erection over this too. I wondered yesterday in my Lupita Nyong’o post – click here for refresher -- whether or not she was heading out of LA to Paris for Miu Miu. Indeed she was. And she posted By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 11:51 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Louis Vuitton F/W 2014 The most anticipated moment at PFW: Nicolas Ghesquiere’s first collection for Louis Vuitton. The clothes are good. But to me, the standout is the accessories. It’s been years since I’ve been this excited about LV accessories. Look at these bags. These bags are SICK. The boxy classic By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 11:21 am
Ashton Kutcher Courtside is so private Yesterday we learned that Mila Kunis will be guest-starring on Two And A Half Men. Maria wrote about it late in the afternoon – click here for a refresher. As she pointed out, it’s not like Mila needs the work. And it’s not like she would do it By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 11:10 am
Brad Pitt Angelina parties with Madonna? Madonna’s annual Oscar party on Sunday night – the big news coming out of it was that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn were all over each other (and that might explain why she wore that sh-tty dress – click here for a refresher). You know what got buried under that By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 10:14 am
Intro for March 5, 2014 Dear Gossips, Today is NHL Trade Deadline Day. I love this day. You know why? Because it’s all gossip. First they’ll report that Colton McThomas (fake name) is going to the Detroit Red Wings. Three hours later, McThomas will indeed be traded. But to the Boston Bruins. Which By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 09:55 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Stella McCartney F/W 2014 It’s official. We saw during haute couture week at Chanel. We’ve seen it on several other runways so far too. And also here at Stella McCartney… FLATS. Flats for next fall. Flats with anything, even cocktail dresses. And oxford-trainer hybrid flats too! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Look at this spectacular By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 06:23 pm
Lupita Nyong’o Where now, Lupita? The Oscars are over. Time to get the f-ck out of LA. Just hours after the parties, Lupita Nyong’o arrived at LAX yesterday, destination unknown. Where now, Lupita? She doesn’t have her next project lined up…yet. I hope and I want to believe that that’s By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 06:16 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Givenchy F/W 2014 There are some beautiful looks in this collection from Riccardo Tisci for Givenchy. There’s no doubt we’ll be seeing them on a lot of red carpets. But I live in fear of seeing them on Kanye West’s fiancée. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 05:52 pm
Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler says her racist tweets aren’t racist For some reason, HuffPo asked Chelsea Handler to live-tweet the Oscars from their Twitter account. And…well…that went well. Chelsea is currently promoting a new book called Uganda Be Kidding Me so I assume it was all part of the publicity effort. I guess it makes sense. Chelsea By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 05:24 pm
Selena Gomez Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. The wording is gross. That notion that women should be princesses in the minds of their lovers. And then there’s the public- By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 01:55 pm
Katie Holmes No Fashion Katie Katie Holmes’s publicist confirmed to Page Six that her clothing line Holmes & Yang, a collaboration with Jeanne Yang, is over. Not a surprise. They haven’t presented a collection in years. And you can’t buy it at Barneys anymore. “Interpersonal conflict” has been cited as the reason. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 11:56 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Chanel F/W 2014 Here’s why some people think fashion people are assholes. This runway is a f-cking grocery store. If I could afford to wear Chanel, I wouldn’t be wearing it to buy milk! Being Chinese, I’d probably wear it with furniture wrap over the buttons. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 11:50 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry & Cressida: date night with her brother Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas went out for dinner last night in London after he attended a memorial service for Nelson Mandela. They were with her brother-in-law Sam Branson. They went to The Ivy. F-ck, why couldn’t I have been at The Ivy last night with By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 11:20 am
Emilia Clarke The Khaleesi’s FLARE cover and a new boyfriend Just over a month to go before the premiere of Game Of Thrones Season 4. So here’s the Khaleesi, aka Emilia Clarke, on the cover of the new issue of FLARE. It’s spring. It’s pink. And she is soooo lovely. I love this outfit on her. It’ By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 10:10 am
Cate Blanchett Intro for March 4, 2014 Dear Gossips, “And don’t you f-cking forget it” – what Cate Blanchett said in the press room backstage at the Oscars upon being asked about her accomplishment as the first Australian to win two Oscars for acting. As for why she told Julia Roberts to #suckit, it was apparently By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 09:42 am
