Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 29, 2014 Dear Gossips, After yesterday’s open about the Year of the Horse being sh-tty for those who are born Rats (click here for a refresher), I received a few emails, some complaining about the Rat getting all the attention. Like this one from Jennifer: “UM, WTF...year of horse is By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 09:03 am
Models The Kates and Alexander McQueen Alexander McQueen has released new ad shot by Steven Klein and featuring Kate Moss. Watch it. And if that was the only exposure you’d ever had to the label, would you ever guess that that was where Katy Cambridge’s wedding dress came from? A reader called Tania just By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 05:14 pm
Books New Adult Books and Phone Sex: Deeper by Robin York I wrote about New Adult last week. Click here for a refresher. After that I read another called Deeper by Robin York. The formula is intact – as you can see by the squicky title – but there’s a lot less eyeroll happening in this story. Also, the female lead isn’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 04:59 pm
Smutty Surgery Katy Perry’s Beatles cape You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Did she, um, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 03:33 pm
Relationship Assumption More Sean Penn smiles Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 12:40 pm
Amazingness A gift for Chinese New Year from Vin Diesel Sasha sent this to me with the question: Should we invite Vin Diesel to join our hip hop dance crew? I need you to watch this for me. The whole thing. I need you to watch this for yourself. It’s a video that Vin Diesel uploaded to his Facebook. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 11:52 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gossip Nostalgia: Jude, Sienna, and Daniel Craig Remember when Jude Law got caught f-cking with his nanny Daisy while engaged to Sienna Miller? And then Sienna got back at him by f-cking Daniel Craig? Well we’re reliving it now because Jude testified at that never-ending phone hacking trial in London where it was revealed that Sienna By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 11:25 am
Relationship Assumption The benefits of being Johnny’s +1 Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 10:07 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 28, 2014 Dear Gossips, Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 09:22 am
Relationship Assumption Holding hands and skipping That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 01:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula Patton’s Grammys dress Last time she had laundry on her shoulder, remember? So what we have here is a case of sh-t vs diarrhoea. On the scale of sh-tty Paula Patton dresses, this one isn’t runny. This one is a solid poo. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 12:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jolie Grammys A new trailer for Maleficent aired last night during the Grammys. MUUUUUUUCH better than the sh-tty CGI previews we’ve seen so far. The effects still look Spice Girls Viva Forever and it is Disney, after all, so we’ll be holding hands by the end of it, no doubt, By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 12:22 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson’s Grammy colours What a great dress on her. I love all colour stripes, I love that isn’t of being solid blocks they’re each in banded strips. I love how clean and fresh her skin and shoulders against her hair. One of her best looks ever. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:42 am
TV Updates Jonah and his BFF I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see. You can imagine how big his dick is right now. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:28 am
Style Missing Miley, Missing Rihanna Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna cane and grills The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 10:31 am
