Amazingness Emma’s awesome hands and feet Here’s Emma Thompson at her hand and footprint ceremony at the Chinese theatre in Hollywood. As you know, this one knows how to put on a show. Because, as she’s said, as she’s declared emphatically, is that she is an entertainer, and that it’s her job, By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 01:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Colin Farrell for Valentine’s Day Colin Farrell was at the premiere of Saving Mr. Banks last night. I really hate his hair right now. It’s his chance to be in a movie that’s critically acclaimed AND commercially successful, finally. Colin will follow that up in February, on Valentine’s Day, with Winter’s By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 11:58 am
Ebola Victims Miley Cyrus might be infected with Ebola Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus was rumoured to have been hooking up with Benji Madden around Halloween. And she was just photographed hanging out with DJ Afrojack in Amsterdam. Both Madden and Afrojack dated Ebola Paris Hilton. Miley is flirting with a dangerous infection. Ebola Hilton is a sick, demented abomination of nature. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 11:30 am
Royals Prince Harry’s collar and cloak Prince Harry joined his grandfather yesterday on a visit to Westminster Abbey to commemorate upcoming Armistice Day. I was in London around this time a couple of years ago. The “field of poppies” is incredibly moving. Each poppy is attached to a cross, and each cross represents a life lost By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 11:01 am
George Clooney George Clooney on privacy Duana asked me about this a couple of days ago. She pretty much predicted my reaction to it. Of course Duana’s interest was in the fact that it’s the Writers Roundtable at the Hollywood Reporter. My interest is in what George Clooney said at the end of the By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 10:03 am
Mad Men Don Draper free-balls in Season 7 Let me start your day by giving you the gift of Jon Hamm free-balling on the set of Mad Men. It’s that kind of morning. For me it’s the kind of morning where I feel like sh-t anyway so why not add to the grossness. The penis is By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 09:49 am
Intro for November 8, 2013 Dear Gossips, So now that we're well into November, have you started watching it yet? What? Every year, starting on November 1, I break out the Love Actually. Did you know that Love Actually is now 10 years old? Oh f-ck, wank, bugger, sh-tting, ass, head, and hole! By Lainey • Nov 08, 2013 09:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Protecting Suri from Scientology Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for calling him a sh-tty father. IN TOUCH’s publisher Bauer Media is fighting back and details from the deposition from their legal proceedings have been leaked to Radar Online. They asked him about Scientology and the impact it had on Suri. Which means By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 04:45 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s family stationery I don’t understand this. Help me understand this. GOOP’s latest collaboration is with Paperless Post. So now there’s a GOOP stationery collection which, OK fine, some of it is upper crusty and coldly elegant, but then… a selection of cards with her family portraits…?!? I don’t By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 03:29 pm
Bad Hair Too much flat iron Overkill on the flat iron for Keith Urban at the CMAs, right? I’ve still only watched the opening monologue but his face also looked a lot like his wife’s. Smoother cheeks or something? Also, did he seem a bit off? I feel like he was a bit off. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 01:17 pm
Relationship Assumption No more braces Faith Hill at the Country Music Awards last night. White dress…and no more braces. They’re off! Do you see a difference? It was reported a couple of weeks ago that Faith and Tim McGraw are having marriage problems. The rumours started with The National Enquirer. Apparently Tim didn’ By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 12:41 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: The Jessica Chastain accessory Karl Lagerfeld made an excellent choice in date last night at an event where he was honoured. And of course, she wore Chanel. It’s a beautiful dress. But how do you feel about the diagonal stripes? Would you like it better if they were horizontal? I think I would. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 12:08 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Rachel and Bradley holding hands Rachel McAdams and Bradley Cooper were on the beach in Hawaii yesterday holding hands and being lovers. It’s for the new Cameron Crowe movie. This is an exclusive set of photos that we had to pay extra for. To me, it’s worth it just to see her. We By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 11:45 am
Maple Leaf Riggins and his hockey stick Taylor Kitsch was photographed in New York yesterday with a hockey stick which is normally what Canadians are associated with, and not crack and prostitutes. I feel like Riggs is letting us down. It’s seems like it’s been a quiet year for Kitsch even though he’s been By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 11:26 am
Royals Princess Catherine’s red coat Poppy Day The Cambridges were out today in London supporting Poppy Day staff and volunteers. At some point, they went on a bus ride. The poppies are for Armistice Day in England which is Remembrance Day here in Canada which, I think, is Veterans Day in the US. In Flanders fields the By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 11:13 am
Music The Pinnacle of Taylor Swift Taylor Swift was nominated for several awards last night. And while she was not named Best Female Artist, she did receive the Country Music Association’s Pinnacle Award, an honour that has only been bestowed once before – to Garth Brooks. She’s 23 years old. This is HUGE. How huge? By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 10:47 am
