Top Reads Gwyneth vs Graydon: Graydon speaks! Quick recap, in case you’ve forgotten…but how could you forget? Vanity Fair wanted to do a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow who has been on the cover 5 times. She refused and sent an email to all her friends telling them to boycott the magazine. Graydon Carter, the editor By Lainey • Oct 14, 2013 10:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family day before the big win The Patriots handed the Saints their first loss of the season yesterday because, well, because Tom Brady was Tom Brady at the end of the game. New England had no business walking away with a win. And then, as he does, Brady reads the coverage and steps up and fires By Lainey • Oct 14, 2013 10:28 am
Top Reads Charlie Hunnam avoids his Batman Charlie Hunnam dropped out of Fifty Shades Of Grey just in time for Thanksgiving. The “official” reason according to the studio: “The filmmakers of Fifty Shades of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule, which is not allowing him time By Lainey • Oct 14, 2013 10:09 am
Intro for October 14, 2013 Dear Gossips, I’m trying to figure out why Bruce Willis, who currently has nothing to promote, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s not like he just showed up at 11pm and read the cards. You spend several days there. You rehearse. You shoot the short films, the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2013 09:51 am
Amazingness Mimi’s open letter > everyone’s open letter I should have known. It’s a holiday weekend. It’s THANKSGIVING. And you know what happens at holidays? Holidays are for Mimi. Because Mimi is a giver. She just can’t help herself. She cannot contain her generosity. Be thankful for Mimi. Because Mimi just wrote us an open By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 02:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews “We gotta move” That’s a line from this new Monuments Mens trailer that was just released. And it could apply to the film’s awards season strategy too. They have to move. They have to move now because otherwise 12 Years A Slave will walk away with it. If they want to By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 01:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Good Morning Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch was on Good Morning America today presumably to promote The Fifth Estate. Julian Assange borrowed from Sinead O’Connor this week and wrote a hissy fit open letter to Cumberbatch about his portrayal. Thanks for the publicity, Julian. Don’t you know? Or does he know and that’ By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 11:36 am
Cheating Loins Gossip Nostalgia: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vancouver I miss you, Vancouver. It’s Thanksgiving and I miss you. STAR Magazine via Celebitchy just gave me a reason to write about it. According to STAR, Ben Affleck will be shooting Superman & Batman in Vancouver. And since he supposedly fingered a girl in Vancouver while he was engaged By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 10:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Shia’s smoking O face Several character posters for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac were released yesterday featuring all the actors’ orgasm faces. Some of them, I think, are coming while stimulating themselves. Some of them are coming while being stimulated. Shia is … I don’t know what Shia LaBeouf is. Is he coming at By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 10:09 am
Intro for October 11, 2013 Dear Gossips, Is it just me or did Scandal actually …slow down? A little? The show still moves at a ridiculous pace but I feel like we only blew through 4 plot developments instead of the 8 we were getting per episode last season. No? Still dementedly, indulgently frantic? Fine. By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 09:43 am
Movie Reviews and Previews American Hustle Scorsese The second trailer for American Hustle has been released. Even from the beginning everyone was saying it felt like a Scorsese picture but now, this, this is like a Scorsese pattern. It hit me near the end, when Christian Bale delivers this line: "It's gotta be the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 04:17 pm
Gorgessity OMG Sandy, Sandy, Sandy! Holy sh--------t. Sometimes someone looks so good you want to punch yourself in the face. Picture me pile-driving myself over and over again. Because Sandra Bullock, tonight in London at the premiere of Gravity, is f-cking amazing...at any age, and she's almost 50. We did a thing By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 03:16 pm
Amazingness Madonna cannot be enslaved This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’ By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 12:33 pm
Quiveration It’s so great to see you, Mark Ruffalo Which should be the title of the article every time I post about Mark Ruffalo. Yesterday I read an article about Mark Ruffalo here at the Guardian about how great he was in You Can Count On Me, and specifically the scene with Laura Linney where he cries in front By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 11:37 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s black and white patch Not sure I like this dress, especially the way that striped patch just floats there on the chest. But I do like the strong shoulders and of course the way she looks in it, how it makes her seem taller than she is. God she is gorgeous. And I want By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 11:07 am
Gossip Nostalgia The women in Joaquin’s life “The Lunchbox Fund is a non-profit organisation dedicated to providing a daily meal for orphaned and vulnerable school children in township and rural areas of South Africa, a country where 65% of all children live in poverty.” The Executive Board in the US includes Joaquin Phoenix, Rain Phoenix, Summer Phoenix, By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 10:47 am
