Media Manipulation What JB’s missing While Justin Bieber may or may not have been coming all over a Panamanian prostitute’s breasts, Selena Gomez was in Florida, just chillin’, hanging out with friends, totally not sending a message, oh no. OK so before you roll your eyes… Answer honestly: If you were Selena Gomez, all By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 10:27 am
Dumbass Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 10:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Criticising RDJ Not me, not me. Definitely not me. On my birthday last month, while we were out for dinner, for some reason Sasha’s husband brought up an old movie called Black and White, directed by James Toback. I think it’s because we were talking about Gaby Hoffmann and the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 09:37 am
Justin Timberlake Intro for October 29, 2013 Dear Gossips, Justin Timberlake’s video for TKO was just released this morning. I already found the song embarrassing. Every time she kills him with the “coochie coo” I feel embarrassed for him. And now this – a short film that JT co-wrote, telling the story of how the “coo- By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 09:09 am
Amazingness Letting go with Mimi This is the cover art for Mariah Carey’s new single The Art of Letting Go. And here’s Mimi this weekend at the BET event. If only we could all be invited to watch a Mimi photo shoot. Photo shoots take a lot of time as it is. They’ By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 04:16 pm
Maple Leaf Baby wants to come So Justin Bieber went clubbing in Panama. And when he was leaving the club, he took 10 women home with him. One of those women was a prostitute. She’s now telling her story to the local papers. According to her, this is what happened: She and JB smoked some By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 04:05 pm
Girly Throw Downs Plastic Face vs Plastic Robot Tori Spelling is selling a new book so that she can buy a vasectomy. At one point she talks sh-t about Katie Holmes. Apparently she and Katie were friends when Katie was on Dawson’s Creek. Then they ran into each other years later at their vocal coach’s By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 03:30 pm
Hook Ups Taylor Swift & Alexander Skarsgard An all alert from Gossip Cop just came into my mailbox. Headline: Taylor Swift NOT Dating Alexander Skarsgard, Despite Reports It was inevitable. They’re working on The Giver together. He’s hot and her reputation is “boy crazy” so it was only a matter of time before people tried By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 01:17 pm
Relationship Assumption Let’s go to the pumpkin patch and make out There’s apparently only one pumpkin patch in LA. So Robin Thicke and Paula Patton decided to go there this weekend and make out just to make sure that if you didn’t read all the interviews they’ve been doing about their relationship, and how much they like to By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jamie Dornan’s turn Now that Jamie Dornan’s been confirmed as Charlie Hunnam’s replacement for Robert Pattinson in Fifty Shades Of Grey, the paps have a new target. Check out Jamie with his wife Amelia Warner in London this weekend. The look on his face is cracking me up. He’s like, By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 10:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson’s haircut Looks so good! Really opens up her face, right? By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 10:23 am
Dumbass Julianne Hough has no friends She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Jolie’s bad pants Angelina Jolie took her kids out shopping the other day in Queensland, Australia where she’s directing her next film Unbroken. I don’t understand these pants. Like, I’m all for an elastic waistband but these…these are not sweatpants. The material is too nice. These are more like… By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 09:26 am
Equality Issues Katy Perry is an inspiration Dean wrote a post at the beginning of the year called 5 Reasons Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. I was reminded of this while reading Katy Perry’s new interview with NPR (via Dlisted). She was asked about her relationship with the fans (the interviewer actually compared her to Bob By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 08:49 am
Books Intro for October 28, 2013 Dear Gossips, Hey generic Canadian readers – Ron Burgundy wants you to know he’s written the book of the year. LET ME OFF AT THE TOP: My Classy Life and Other Musings is due out on November 19. Here’s how the press release reads: “Ron Burgundy has taken the By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 08:29 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo at the fashion show I was just saying yesterday that Leo wouldn’t leave Martin Scorsese hanging. But then again, it’s not like going to a fashion show isn’t Leo’s jam. Leonardo DiCaprio LIVES at a fashion show. That’s where he orders his girlfriends from. How much do you love By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 03:26 pm
