Elsa Pataky Mr & Mrs Hemsworth love each other in London Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky were in London last night at the premiere of Rush. There was a lot of…attachment. Here’s the brilliance of Elsa Pataky though: you’ve already seen her playing princess in a pretend-castle (click here for a refresher) with Adrien Brody. It By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 10:10 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olivia Wilde’s braless black suit If I was two cup sizes smaller, I’d be all over this look all the time. All the f-cking time. Here is the advantage to small breasts. Here is why I want them. Because a well-tailored suit without a bra is timeless and badass. By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 09:49 am
Media Manipulation Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam: Anastasia & Christian EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, announced yesterday that she’d found an actress to play her in her fantasy with Robert Pattinson. Dakota Johnson will be Anastasia Steele. Charlie Hunnan is Christian Grey. So the biggest move of his career is a replacement for Robert Pattinson. By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 09:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Hardy Locke Tom Hardy was in Venice this weekend to promote his new film Locke. The timing could not be better. Because the last time we talked about Tom Hardy it was about his Twitter account. And that f-cking video. Click here for a refresher if you have to but if you By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 08:53 am
Books Intro for September 3, 2013 Dear Gossips, You ready? The long weekend is over. Summer is over. Gossip high season is before us. NY Fashion Week begins tomorrow. TIFF begins on Thursday. The Emmys are less than 3 weeks away. (Should we live-blog the show?) So the blog will be busy. And we had a By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 08:30 am
Music JT made better by the Carters ‘N SYNC’s drop hatch – Beyonce did it first. Beyonce on Beyonce for Beyonce by Beyonce – Beyonce did it first. Jay Z’s Holy Grail, in collaboration with Justin Timberlake, is on radio repeat right now. The video was released exclusively on Facebook yesterday with a 24 hour advance – the By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 01:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Robin Thicke’s ass grab This is a photo taken at a VMAs after-party of Robin Thicke posing with some random with his finger trying to go up her ass – check out the mirror in the background. The picture was posted on Twitter and then retweeted at his wife Paula Patton. Yesterday Thicke and Patton By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 12:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carey’s white collar and sunglasses We are currently figuring out wardrobe for TIFF. My motto: if anyone describes what I’m wearing as “sexy”, I immediately take it off. Because it usually means it’s too tight. I feel like Carey Mulligan would do the same. By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 12:23 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Festival hopping with Mia & Jesse Mia Wasikowska walked the carpet in black last night at the Venice Film Festival for Tracks. The reviews have been solid and, once again, Wasikowska has delivered a fine performance, re-confirming her status as one of the most talented young actresses of her generation. Tracks will also screen at TIFF. By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 12:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Emily’s purple travel pants YES! A cuffed hem! A good slouch. Have you ever seen anything so comfortable and cute at the same time, especially with those suede oxfords? By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 11:37 am
Dumbass Armie’s underwhelming summer Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 11:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges at the marathon Their first official appearance together since taking Little G home from hospital to kick off a marathon in Wales. Apparently it was a last minute decision for the Princess depending on how Little G was behaving. But she wanted to properly thank the community for the support so Baby G By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 11:12 am
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart: no fragrance foreplay Dior Homme’s Robert Pattinson campaign release has been an exercise in masturbatory extension. If you build it up that much, with so many teasers to teasers and teasers for trailers, it better be amazing. Is it? The short film will be released on Sunday. At this point though, unless By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 10:49 am
Amazingness Beyonce gets presidential Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 10:18 am
Intro for August 30, 2013 Dear Gossips, Love and thanks to Duana, our Guest Editor yesterday, for running the business. And to all of you for your support. Yesterday’s press day was a one-off. There won’t be too many more of those days going forward. The reason I was on a media blitz By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 09:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s cheap sell Jessica Simpson presented her newborn son Ace Knute on the cover of the new US Weekly yesterday. Now Page Six is reporting that she was only paid $100,000 for it. Look, $100,000 is a lot of money for us. It is not a lot of money for someone By Lainey • Aug 29, 2013 11:30 am
