Intro for May 6, 2013 Dear Gossips, “If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention," said a deranged Simon from Misfits to Theon Greyjoy. Is anyone sad about Theon being tortured? Are we supposed to enjoy it? Because I really enjoy it. As for no happy endings, By Lainey • May 06, 2013 08:34 am
Weddings The day before As reported yesterday -- click here for a refresher -- Keira Knightley is supposedly marrying James Righton tomorrow in France. Here they are today, just one more sleep before the rumoured wedding, hanging decorations, enjoying the weather, spending time with friends and family. The wedding day is the day everyone By Lainey • May 03, 2013 04:13 pm
Clown Lindsay Lohan: getting paid to get clean? Well, that’ll work, won’t it? Everything for Lindsay Lohan is about a paycheque these days. As you know, over the last two days, there’s been an update on the hour about Lindsay Lohan’s rehab status. She supposedly bailed on the facility she was approved to go By Lainey • May 03, 2013 04:04 pm
Style Dresses sell movies This Vionnet dress that Zoe Saldana wore to the UK premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness in London last night is sick. Like, spectacular. And few could wear it as well as she can. Saldana has been killing it on this press tour. There was a Balmain a few days By Lainey • May 03, 2013 03:49 pm
Blind Riddles Nanny Diaries No one wants to work with Hollywood’s most difficult mother. She now has a reputation among child care agencies for being the most unpopular celebrity nanny employer and many now only send to her the nannies on their staff who specialise in dealing with mega bitch moms. She is By Lainey • May 03, 2013 03:24 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow The World Needs More Gwyneth Paltrow (Over the last 8 weeks or so, it seems like almost every publication/blog has featured an article about hating Gwyneth Paltrow and why she’s insufferable. The Daily Beast just added itself to that list. And there’s an article about Gwyneth Hate in the new issue of Maclean’ By Lainey • May 03, 2013 03:12 pm
Dumbass She’s pretty articulate when she’s drunk TMZ has released more dash-cam audio/video of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta. This one might be my favourite. At this point, Reese and Jim Toth are in the back seat of the cop car. She’s still trying to pull rank on the officer about who she is By Lainey • May 03, 2013 02:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 for dad’s birthday H7’s dad David Beckham celebrated his 38th birthday yesterday. She and her mother went to Paris to spend it with him. Today they all went shopping. H7 wore yellow over a checkered dress, matching mary-janes, and her hair down. She seemed to have a lot to say with her By Lainey • May 03, 2013 01:48 pm
Quiveration Desperately needing the dog Tom Hardy, a member of my Five List, was in London last night at a charity event with his frequent collaborator Noomi Rapace. As you can see, Tom looks to have shaved his head again, Bane styles, which... is not my favourite. It is also not my favourite when he By Lainey • May 03, 2013 12:12 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan & Eva: Detroit before Cannes Sorry... After the high of watching Reese Witherspoon’s dash-cam arrest video, have I just brought you down? Eva Mendes is still Ryan Gosling’s girlfriend and he’s directing her in his new movie How To Catch A Monster currently shooting in Detroit. They are very professional on set. By Lainey • May 03, 2013 11:15 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Annie’s dog-walking blazer My dinner blazers aren’t this nice. Look at this beautiful white blazer that falls lower on both sides. It’s gorgeous. And you know what else I love about it? The lapels. By Lainey • May 03, 2013 10:24 am
Douchebags Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community By Lainey • May 03, 2013 10:07 am
Intro for May 3, 2013 Dear Gossips, During the 10 weeks that Game Of Thrones is on, I actually look forward to Sundays. After just a few episodes, Old Lady Tyrell is becoming a part of that. And then it occurred to me: Old Lady Tyrell > Dowager Countess of Grantham It’s not Maggie By Lainey • May 03, 2013 09:46 am
Amazingness It’s CHRISTMAS Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at By Lainey • May 02, 2013 05:01 pm
Amazingness One of our favourite couples...and Brad Pitt I’m sorry. I should post more photos of Dawn O’Porter and Chris O’Dowd. Because we love them. Don’t we love them? Here they are today in London at the launch of her book Paper Aeroplanes. I’m attaching the synopsis, mostly for Duana, because I guarantee By Lainey • May 02, 2013 04:35 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Crow Jane Gun Swap It was reported in The Wrap last week that Tom Hiddleston wanted to be The Crow so badly, he put together his own makeup test to send to producers to lobby for the role. Sarah wrote about this last week -- click here for a refresher. A couple of days By Lainey • May 02, 2013 04:18 pm