Cannes 2013 No dress porn from Emma Emma Watson’s wardrobe choices in Cannes today for the photo call and presser were really boring. I posted those pictures to the LifeStyle page. Was hoping she was saving something for the gala. Nope. The back is interesting-ish, I guess. But it’s all kinds of shrug from By Lainey • May 16, 2013 03:57 pm
Bad Style How To GOOP Punk A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:28 pm
Daniel Day Lewis DDL’s road race Daniel Day-Lewis was photographed in Brescia, Italy today for Mille Miglia, the iconic vintage cars road race through Italy -- 1000 miles in 3 days ending in Rome. He’s apparently driving a 1953 Jaguar XK 120. Do you sleep on the side of the road? Like, just pull over By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:11 pm
Dumbass Slum Bride? Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single By Lainey • May 16, 2013 12:55 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s off-the-shoulder and bad shoes Lucy Liu’s spectacular showing at the Golden Globes in January is still in the running for my best of 2013 – click here for a refresher – so I’m pretty disappointed in this totally medium off-the-shoulder dress she wore yesterday, and VERY disappointed about these horrible shoes. The By Lainey • May 16, 2013 12:04 pm
Friday Night Lights Michael B Jordan in Cannes After seeing Fruitvale Station (when did they add the “Station”?) at Sundance, THR’s Todd McCarthy called Michael B Jordan the next Denzel Washington. And as I wrote back in January... We KNOW! He was Vince Howard. And before that he was Wallace! We.KNOW. Or you would if you By Lainey • May 16, 2013 11:49 am
Style Mrs Righton’s back in London Keira Knightley was out in London last night after getting married to James Righton in France and then honeymooning in Corsica. They were away for about a week. Back at home now, she hit up the Groucho Club with some friends on her own wearing the same leather jacket she By Lainey • May 16, 2013 11:21 am
Sports Beckham retires David Beckham has just announced his retirement. He’d been playing with Paris Saint-Germain, helping the team win its first French title in 19 years on Saturday. Here he is celebrating with his teammates at the victory parade on Tuesday. PSG was expected to ask him to stay for By Lainey • May 16, 2013 10:59 am
Hair Oh thank God it was a wig Zhang Ziyi showed up with short hair last night at the Palais in Cannes and I recoiled in horror. The hair. It looked like she’d chopped it, and I was all ready to write an article today, finally with photo accompaniment, about why it’s hard for Chinese girls By Lainey • May 16, 2013 10:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marcus was there but was there a bump? Many of you have been asking whether or not Marcus Mumford was in Cannes with Carey Mulligan last night at The Great Gatsby opening. He was. If you can get past Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s sitting behind Carey in the theatre. I wonder if she made it through the entire By Lainey • May 16, 2013 10:17 am
Intro for May 16, 2013 Dear Gossips, Didn’t think Diddy/Daddy/Puffy’s Downton Abbey parody was good. Then again, Downton Abbey isn’t good. So in that sense, the marriage of Diddy to Downton was perfect. Totally makes sense. As for Scandal, a proper soap opera without an identity crisis that doesn’t By Lainey • May 16, 2013 09:58 am
BFFs Tom Cruise & JJ Abrams Tom Cruise was at the Star Trek Into Darkness premiere last night. He did not walk the carpet but showed up for the after-party. As you know, it’s not his style to attend the opening of just anything. The official reason is that he was there to support By Lainey • May 15, 2013 04:44 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Aaron Taylor-Johnson Channing Tatum-ed and Hulked Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Steveston (just outside Vancouver) today shooting Godzilla. As you can see, he’s muscled up for the role. There’s a little Channing Tatum going on here, non? And a Hulk in his pants. Oh stop. I mean the rip, see? The rip at the crotch? By Lainey • May 15, 2013 03:56 pm
Cannes 2013 Pippy thinks he’s Jimmy Darmody Justin Timberlake is now in Cannes. So f-ck everyone because it’s ALL ABOUT PIPSQUEAK. Here he is on the Croisette promoting his next film Spinning Gold, the Neil Bogart biopic that’s just been acquired by Sony for foreign rights, which is why here’s there, in part, By Lainey • May 15, 2013 03:48 pm
Bad Style Granny delivers in Cannes, but not Julianne As expected, Nicole Kidman killed it tonight in Cannes. Her best, best, BEST showing in years. This exquisite dress is Christian Dior from the Haute Couture S/S 2013 that I posted here in January. And I called it exquisite then too. Shocking that there wasn’t more of this By Lainey • May 15, 2013 02:58 pm
