Relationship Assumption It’s Como Time George Clooney, his producing partner Grant Heslov, and Matt Damon have been shooting The Monuments Men in Germany the last couple of months. Evidently they needed a break. So they spent a few days in Italy... It’s almost summertime. Which means it’s Como Time. At least it is By Lainey • May 13, 2013 11:22 am
Royals Captain Wales America uses the porta-potty I have so much bathroom anxiety, it’s almost crippling. It’s worse in the summer, especially as I travel so much and so many people wear flipflops on airplanes and then use the airplane facilities. Turbulence is unpredictable, you know. As previously already mentioned, this is also why I By Lainey • May 13, 2013 10:45 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sienna's tea dress and spiked heels Love this combination. Up top she’s all proper lady and politesse. On her feet she’s spiked with attitude. The full-studded Louboutins are totally overkill for me. But a studded cap toe? It’s perfect. By Lainey • May 13, 2013 09:47 am
Hook Ups The Artist & The Khaleesi?!? No Khaleesi! James Franco and Jorah Mormont: which is sh-t and which is diarrhoea? Page Six reports that James Franco and our Khaleesi were at an art fair in New York together on Saturday looking rather “friendly”, suggesting that “friendly” is a euphemism for “flirty”. Danaerys Stormborn would have By Lainey • May 13, 2013 09:26 am
Intro for May 13, 2013 Dear Gossips, Apparently there are some people “spontaneously bursting into applause when Leonardo (DiCaprio) first appears onscreen” at showings of The Great Gatsby and that these are all Titanic Twi-Hards. I suppose that’s why he’s steadfastly avoided romantic roles since then. There was a lot of giggling By Lainey • May 13, 2013 08:56 am
Amazingness Mimi is #Beautiful There's no better way to start the weekend than with some Mimi. And this kind of Mimi means it could be a spectacular weekend. I know I ask you for a lot. Here's another request: promise you will watch this. Because I promise you that there By Lainey • May 10, 2013 03:13 pm
Gorgessity The Supermodel Mother I mean, there are a lot of them. But this one…she’s one of The Originals. And such a favourite. Check out Christy Turlington basically throwing her crazy ass genes in our faces yesterday as she was honoured in Philadelphia at the Annual Women’s Way Powerful Voice Awards. By Lainey • May 10, 2013 01:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Sandy & George: first look at Gravity Sandra Bullock + George Clooney in Gravity. It was shot a while ago. And it was supposed to be released last fall but was pushed back a year. Sometimes that’s a bad sign. And that was the presumption in this case. Now a teaser trailer has been released and the By Lainey • May 10, 2013 11:34 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candid: Posh’s purple skirt and orange trousers She’s supposed to be the best model of her clothes but they just look so big on her these days, especially that skirt. It’s probably on purpose. Sometimes I wonder if she misses wearing clothing from other labels. She must. By Lainey • May 10, 2013 11:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise runs the Great Wall of China Tom Cruise was in Beijing yesterday promoting Oblivion. As you now know, the Chinese movie market is a big deal now. Not only for the money they make but also for, um, the money they steal. Iron Man 3 was released in China a day before North America. They say By Lainey • May 10, 2013 10:39 am
Girlcrushes What Gwyneth’s Girl Sh-t sounds like Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s heinous pants On Zoe Saldana? Maybe. Maybe they could work. If styled properly, it’s not impossible. But Pippa Middleton, as we’ve seen too many times, has sh-t style. So no, holy f-ck, these don’t work. By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:48 am
Royals Hot Harry and FLOTUS Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen in grey Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:17 am
Intro for May 10, 2013 Dear Gossips, Maybe we do need to start recapping Scandal next season. We currently don’t have a conventional network show on the roster anyway. And, like I said last week, soap opera for soap opera, Scandal >>> Downton Abbey. Because, among other things, it knows exactly what By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:01 am
Royals Hot Harry in America Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than By Lainey • May 09, 2013 05:26 pm