Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Drew’s flower print jeans So good! She looks so good in them! And – yay! You don’t have to have little stick legs to wear jeans with flower print! Getting Sasha on these right away. Sash? Where to buy? By Lainey • Mar 22, 2013 09:54 am
Dumbass If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 04:22 pm
Clown This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 02:20 pm
Media Manipulation Beyonce for H&M They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 12:44 pm
Cheating Loins How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 12:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s dress and shoes YES. All of it. Prabal Gurung, and perfect, and I’m surprised Zoe Saldana didn’t get to do this first. Look at these shoes! You know, Julianne Hough has played the lead in two major motion pictures, and somehow she can’t get access to this kind of styling. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 11:05 am
Mad Men Yeah, I’m still freeballing... Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 10:54 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling to retire temporarily Ryan Gosling is currently promoting The Place Beyond The Pines. In an interview with the AP, Ryan revealed that he’s decided to take some time off from acting. He’s currently working on his directorial debut. "I've been doing it too much," he says of By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 10:34 am
Intro for March 21, 2013 Dear Gossips, Have you seen the clip of Tina Fey on Inside The Actors Studio yet? I won’t spoil it for you if you haven’t -- attached below. Tina, obviously, is the best, and everyone’s girl crush, including Duana, the Duana who once urged parents to “deny By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 09:32 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s worst dress This is what happens when you were never in Paris and Karl doesn’t know you. Karl is a f-cking bitch, obviously, but he’s not wrong. Look at this sh-t. And she’s a model and fashion expert? By what qualification? She’s probably the only “model” who’d By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 09:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Snow and no socks It’s the first day of Spring! Here’s what that looks like at my house -- sunbathing! Sorry. I know for some of you there was a fresh dump of snow. Put it this way -- all it ever does it rain, rain, rain here in Vancouver. For weeks By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 04:55 pm
Break Ups So the sex glow wore off And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. The real reason...? This is the second time the two have By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 04:04 pm
Book Review Shailene Woodley and The Fault In Our Stars I apologise in advance. For many of you, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was one of the best books of 2012. I liked it ok. But I didn’t love it. I didn’t cry. I tried to cry, I did. But it just wasn’t there By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 03:25 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Shailene Woodley and The Fault In Our Stars I apologise in advance. For many of you, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was one of the best books of 2012. I liked it ok. But I didn’t love it. I didn’t cry. I tried to cry, I did. But it just wasn’t there By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 03:19 pm
Mad Men Freeball on your own time but not on ours Is the message that AMC apparently delivered to Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men because, as you know, he lets his sh-t swing unencumbered, even in costume, so that they have to keep photoshopping his dick down in the promotional shots. Tired of the extra work required to By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 01:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s 70s style Is it? There’s something kinda 70s about this, non? Like old school DVF? My ma used to dress like this. A dress that fell below the knees and tall boots. She was, actually, fashionable for a time. Until old Chinese kicked in. It’s a great look for Eva By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 12:49 pm