Oscars 2013 Unstoppable Argo Remorse? How much longer can Ben Affleck ride this wave of pity? It’s three weeks to Oscar. Voting ends two weeks tomorrow. And the Directors Guild has just joined the Actors Guild and the Producers Guild and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and the Broadcast Film Critics Association in naming By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 11:18 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer’s Super Bowl outfit It’s a good look. I think it’s a poor shoe choice but overall it’s not a drawback. Can you imagine though how that must have felt? With the nerves and the sweat and the exertion from the singing underneath a leather top? I feel like they would By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 10:07 am
Amazingness It was a lot of strutting I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There are By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:56 am
Intro for February 4, 2013 Dear Gossips, Wind and thighs. It’s all I saw in my sleep last night -- wind and thighs. On Friday I wrote that the actual game seemed secondary leading up to the Super Bowl. That it felt like the game might have to try extra hard to top the By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s hot pink feet It’s really too bad. She could have done so much more around those leather pants. Instead, the white blazer with the sheer fringe only ages her. And these goddamn shoes – it’s not the neon pink I mind, no, not at all. It’s the platform open-toe striptease happening By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:02 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s nude Super Bowl I don’t know if it’s the stylist or if it’s Ashley Greene, but there’s something deliberate about how badly she dresses. Why is this length? The most unflattering length for her (really great) body? And why is the cheap nude heels? I call it “knock-off nude” By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 08:55 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nina’s Super Bowl wardrobe With Nina, it seems like there always has to be some lace or some sparkle. Just once I’d love to see her wearing something totally unembellished. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 08:45 am
Douchebags Lady Gaga, Queen of the Universe Lady Gaga is being sued by her former assistant Jennifer O’Neill for almost $400K for overtime pay. Transcripts from a sworn deposition given in August were evidently obtained by the NY Post and some of Gaga’s comments are...explosive. It would certainly be more fair to read the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 01:18 pm
Gorgessity Charlize Theron hair porn God. I cannot stop. Wanting. So badly, wanting. Charlize Theron is growing her hair out after Mad Max. It’s long enough now to push up into a faux-hawk. If only we could all look this great in a faux-hawk. This is hair porn. This is true hair porn. For By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 11:21 am
Top Reads Rihanna on getting back together with Chris Brown In her new interview with Rolling Stone, Rihanna has confirmed that she and Chris Brown are back together, exactly four years after he beat the sh-t out of her on Grammy weekend. This, of course, is not news, as we’ve all seen the pictures and her twitter, but she By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 10:44 am
Top Reads Is there a game on Sunday? Beyonce did everything but levitate yesterday at her press conference. But then again, you know she’s saving it for the main show. That was just her opening act. Beyonce opens for herself. With the national anthem, live-live this time, and not just half-live, and now considered this year’s By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 09:35 am
Intro for February 1, 2013 Dear Gossips, It’s Super Bowl weekend! Or is it Beyonce’s Super Bowl weekend? At this point I wonder now if the game has to try extra hard to make the top headline for Monday morning. But that was always her intention anyway. Even at the inauguration, I guess, By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 09:04 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amy’s polka dot and peplum It’s a great look for her. And a good example of liking something on someone else even if you’d never wear it. The green earrings are a nice pop too, although I wonder about a non-green earring and a green pair of shoes instead. Also, I would have By Lainey • Feb 01, 2013 08:59 am
Quiveration How Khal Drogo looks like Khal Drogo Which is...HOT. I think he might be in that new Sly Stallone movie? Bullet To The Head? Anyway, he's been doing some press in New York. God that is something to look at. What's his secret? As he told TMZ: I f-ck a lot. Lisa By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 04:21 pm
Amazingness Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 01:54 pm
Dumbass When Porny’s life was over Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 11:22 am
