Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Alexis Mabille SS2013 Oh wait. Turns out there is a collection worse than Atelier Versace. Look, there’s a leotard with a train, so that after one performs on the trapeze, she can hit the red carpet without changing. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:11 pm
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Douchebags In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Giambattista Valli SS2013 Please, please, please I hope Jessica Chastain wears that pantsuit under the dress to the Oscars. It would make up for the terrible “sea foam” that happened at the Golden Globes. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:10 pm
Break Ups Forecasting Britney As you know, she’s single again. Jason Trawick is no longer her boyfriend/conservator/business manager/baby-sitter. That position is now vacant. Which, I mean, it’s sad, totally, on so many levels. Because anyone who falls in love with her -- if one can truly fall in love By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 11:49 am
Intro for January 22, 2013 Dear Gossips, Richard Blanco looked exhausted, didn’t he? And I would have expected him to. After writing a brilliant poem honouring the American experience to commemorate the second term of America’s first black president, I would have expected him to look the way he did. I would think By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 10:55 am
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Christian Dior SS2013 See this, and think of Versace’s embarrassingly low-rent collection yesterday – click here for a refresher -- and, well, I wonder if Donatella’s getting her membership card revoked. An exquisite collection from Raf Simons. And I can’t wait to see this on the carpets. Marion Cotillard, of course, By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 10:52 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey shaved and under-loved It’s been a while, right?, since we’ve seen Jake Gyllenhaal so clean-shaven? He was hairy for Broadway for several months. Now it’s all come off, here in Georgia, on the set of Prisoners with Hugh Jackman (not pictured). That...is definitely not an electronic cigarette. Sh-t. Now By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 05:21 pm
Gorgessity The hotter Sherlock? My cousin Cat thinks so. She’s big into Elementary. And once in a while on my bbm there will be a sly inquiry about Jonny Lee Miller. Like, are you sure you don’t want to post any photos of him today? I don’t have a strong opinion By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 04:50 pm
Douchebags Inauguration Poetry Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. The “poem” is really just By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 03:48 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Granny goes “indie” Last week, on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, Nicole Kidman was all like, “I am the indie spirit, and that’s where my art is, not with the big box office movies”. So here she is, at Sundance this weekend, being “indie”. Everyone else is in parkas and Sorels By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 01:50 pm
Top Reads Inauguration dates I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:53 pm
Style Gwyneth’s favourite new bag It’s gorgeous. She was carrying it around LA for a few days and was seen with it again at LAX, and this time she also had a larger tote with her from the same collection. It’s another thing that G loves to lord over... everyone. Gwyneth Paltrow has By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 12:09 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s Sundance stripes, leather, and kicks Probably my favourite Sundance look so far. You don’t have to wear Erdem to Sundance. In fact, you probably shouldn’t. Sundance is, perhaps, as close to “imitable” as it gets where celebrity and civilian is concerned. We can all do a thin, slouchy, striped sweater. And leather jeans By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 11:54 am
Parent Pimps Ashlee Simpson, Lucky Star This is Ashlee Simpson’s video for her song Bat For A Heart which looks to me like a millennial version of Madonna’s Lucky Star. She says “f-ck” and it’s supposed to be hardcore. How many different things has Ashlee Simpson tried to be? And is it unfair By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 11:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elisabeth’s gold button sweater It’s a really good Sundance sweater. It looks great over her jeans. This would be the opposite of dressing like an asshole at Sundance. You know how it is at Coachella when Vanessa Hudgens attaches a fringe to her sunglasses because, like, this is our generation’s Woodstock, y’ By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 10:32 am
