Golden Globes 2013 Best Globes (Dance) Couple: Sofia Vergara & Ben Affleck What? I’m just saying, they looked like they were having a lot of fun together on the red carpet. There are so many reasons to love Sofia Vergara a lot. This boring dress is not one of those reasons, but whatever. My point is she makes me smile. I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:51 pm
Bad Style Slum Love at the Globes She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:40 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Table: Julia and Leo Any time Julia Roberts is there, hers in the best table, OK? This is the rule and it’s sacred. And when she’s seated next to Leonardo DiCaprio? Please. There’s no argument here. You won’t win this argument. How can you win this argument when she has By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:17 pm
Style Best Globes Jacket: Robert Downey Jr You have to have a certain personality for this jacket. Ben Affleck could not have pulled off this jacket. Definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio. Ryan Gosling? You know what? Yeah, he probably could. And definitely, definitely RDJ. Love the colour, love the texture, love the length, love the bowtie, love it By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:42 pm
Style Best Black Dress & Men’s Heels: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban It’s McQueen. It’s f-cking marvelous. And few women could do it justice the way Nicole Kidman can. I love the detailing around the neck. Is it bees? Golden bees? God when she does clothing right, there really is no one else. Look at it from the back. Stunning. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:30 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best use of George Clooney Please can we enjoy this moment again? I love this moment. I loved it when Amy Poehler sat on George Clooney’s lap when his category was being presented. Look at his face. Look at that smile. This is when I love him the most. He’s game, you know? By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 04:09 pm
Golden Globes 2013 A Cheongsam at the Globes: Sienna Miller Two piece cheongsams are popular at weddings. I think I wore one at mine, picked out by my ma, obviously. Was this Erdem, worn by Sienna Miller, inspired by the cheongsam? Picture it in red with gold detailing, perhaps leading you to your table at a Chinese restaurant. Right? I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 03:41 pm
Amazingness Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:57 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Hair: Bradley Cooper Check out Bradley Cooper’s face at the 0:58 mark in the video below. He really wanted it, didn’t he? Come. Let’s give him something. Let’s give him the hair. He really did have great hair last night. He’s been fighting with it lately -- By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:36 pm
Style Michelle Dockery had the best time at the Globes It seemed like it, didn’t it? Every time the camera found her she was laughing. She looked like she was having so much fun. And it was particularly evident because she was seated with Benedict Cumberbatch who seemed to take inspiration from Joaquin Phoenix. No strong feelings either way By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:05 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Best Globe Date: Daniel Day-Lewis I mean his date. His date Rebecca Miller. Tommy Lee Jones smiled once last night. It was when Daniel Day-Lewis won. And it was also, I think, the one time Joaquin Phoenix had a pleasant look on his face too. Only DDL, right? DDL is so f-cking good that even By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 01:25 pm
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best “Babe”: Hugh Jackman Why doesn’t it sound cheesy and skeevy when Hugh Jackman says it? When he repeatedly refers to his wife as “babe” up on stage, why is it that he can do this without making us cringe? Oh the power of Hugh Jackman. But before we gush about Hugh Jackman, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 01:07 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Bad Style Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Style Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:59 am
Bad Style Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:45 am
