Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Leslie Mann’s puffy dress You have to be tiny to wear this dress. Because if you’re anything over, say, a size 6, you’d just look pregnant. How I wish I could wear more dresses like this except I’d go with a different shoe. What happened to shoe imagination? Why are they By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 10:12 am
Royals Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:52 am
Ben Affleck Argo Remorse? There didn’t seem to be any joy in Ben Affleck’s face when he arrived at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Every time the camera cut to him he had the sad eyes. And it seemed like the entire room felt sorry for him too. As you know, By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:36 am
Intro for January 11, 2013 Dear Gossips, There were certainly some surprises, and even a hit of mega envy face, but overall didn’t it feel like the Critics’ Choice Awards were a dress rehearsal for the Golden Globes? Most of them held back. You could tell from the opening shot. Cameras sweeping the venue By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elle in strapless Chanel Obsessed with this dress. She looks SO fresh in it, as she should, of course, she’s 14. It’s a little scary though that a 14 year old is getting access to Chanel, non? And, like, if you’re Julianne Hough, who doesn’t appear to be able to By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 08:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Yes, yes, me too. Only GOOP goes By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 04:01 pm
Beyoncé Everyone’s a hijacker today God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 01:55 pm
Jennifer Lawrence Why Twi-Hards want Naomi Watts Naomi Watts isn’t just popular among the actors and throughout the industry -- click here and here for previous articles about why Naomi Watts should not be considered an underdog in the Best Actress Oscar race. There are probably a lot of Twi-Hards who’ll be hoping for Naomi By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 12:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ellen in comfortable white I’ve not talked yet to Sasha today but I know she’d be all over this dress. It’s totally her steeze with the 3 quarter sleeve, the loose but still flattering fit, a great belt to give some shape, and far from super fussy. It would work on By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 11:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lea’s pink and braids Duana noticed a couple of months ago that I’ve been carrying around some major shoe hate for a while. She wondered if it was because shoes are slumping right now. Here’s a good example – this Elie Saab is a good choice for Lea Michele, and then you look By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 11:24 am
BFFs George & Rande share everything George Clooney and his best friend Rande Gerber are now in the tequila business together. Their label is called Casamigos. And they’ve released the first ad featuring themselves and their women... For many years, Rande’s woman has been Cindy Crawford. For not even two years George’s woman By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 11:09 am
Top Reads Pipsqueak: It had to be today? It’s Oscar nomination day. Oh look who HAD to be included somehow. Look who HAD to hijack the occasion by whipping his dick out at the party for all the attention. Please. Who else? Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night: "Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:48 am
Top Reads Benh > Ben Argo received 7 Oscar nominations today including Best Picture. So Ben Affleck, who is listed on the official producer list, along with George Clooney, has an invitation. But what he really wanted, though he probably won’t admit it, was the Best Director acknowledgement. And they said, nope, not yet. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:35 am
Ellen Degeneres The People love Jen What would the People do if a year went by and Jen wasn’t in a movie? The People would find a way. And the People were smart to kick off the show last night with an all-time favourite. She went to Kimmel and he opened his first week out By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:08 am
Style Taylor’s revenge dress and Harry’s jacket There were a few reasons Taylor Swift had to make a wardrobe statement last night at the People’s Choice Awards: It was her first red carpet since breaking up with Harry Styles and Katy Perry, who’s dating her ex, and appears to be very happy about it, was By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 09:50 am
Intro for January 10, 2013 Dear Gossips, HUSHPUPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hushpuppy got nominated for Best Actress! And HOLY SH-T, Hushpuppy’s director -- practically an amateur! -- took a nomination away from Ben Affleck. All that campaigning, all that trotting out his kids, and... nothing. Well, at least he’s not alone, right? Could anyone have predicted By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 09:22 am
