Dumbass I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 03:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Leslie Mann’s two-piece I love this outfit. I love all of this outfit. I love the pattern on the sweater and the contrasting pink. I love the belt on the skirt and the pleats. I love the shoes. Again, Leslie Mann is underappreciated in style, non? She is in a MARNI jacquard sweater, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 02:25 pm
Break Ups The erudite divorce I don’t know what that is but I’m sure Ashley Judd would be able to tell me. It is sad, of course, when a marriage ends. Sometimes when a marriage ends, it’s also smug. Not us, but them. Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their separation yesterday. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 01:59 pm
Faux Gossip Bradley Cooper loves feet? We don’t usually bother with stories from IN TOUCH Weekly here because they suck on accuracy. And chances are this one probably is full of sh-t too but it’s so funny, especially with the timing, it being Oscar season and all, that I can’t resist. According By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 01:03 pm
Quiveration Nicholas Hoult joins Twitter Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? This was my reaction last night when Sarah messaged me that Nicholas Hoult had joined Twitter. She thought I was screaming about Jennifer Lawrence’s fans taunting him pretty much the minute he posted his first message. Frankly that made me happy. Maybe their crazy will scare him By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 12:35 pm
Justin Timberlake The Pippy Grammys Confirmed this morning -- Justin Timberlake will return to the Grammys on February 10 after a four year absence. You say Beyonce makes everything about her? Justin Timberlake makes everything about him. It’s become the Pipsqueak Grammy Awards now. And....I don’t mind. At the Oscars? I mind, unless By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 12:03 pm
Clown How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 11:25 am
Intro for January 30, 2013 Dear Gossips, Was up until 2am last night finishing a book. Not a great move when you're trying to shut down the final stages of the flu but I couldn't help myself. And I still haven't even decided if I actually like this novel. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 10:11 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nicole in yellow Erdem And a proper heel! I was so worried seeing her in Erdem that by the time my eyes arrived at her feet I thought she’d be wearing a f-cking kitten heel but she isn’t, fortunately, and it’s wonderful, although maybe the dress could go a size By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 09:34 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cate in sequined red Armani On anyone else it would be straight up gross, this dress. Only Cate Blanchett could make it tolerable. Barely. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 09:25 am
Hook Ups Nicole, Keith, and Russell I love these pictures. Nicole Kidman arrived in Sydney today with daughters Sunday and Faith. Evidently she was on the same flight as Russell Crowe as they exited the airport together, each carrying one of the girls, and if you didn’t know about gossip and celebrities, you’d think By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 05:47 pm
Top Reads Big Top Hollywood It’s a month to Oscar which means it’s time to yell at Vanity Fair for its annual Hollywood Issue. As always, the limited diversity that’s featured in this supposed celebration of the best of the industry is hidden behind the cover. Of course, yes, they suck for By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 04:32 pm
Clown Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 02:47 pm
Amazingness How many wind machines? Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 01:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s poncho Do we still call this a poncho? A cape? Whatever. It looks great on her and I love it but I’m not sure I could do it. Because I have big breasts and am short. It’s the kind of thing that doesn’t quite translate across body types. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 12:40 pm
Anne Hathaway Who are your friends? One of my favourite celebrity questions. And also... Do they have friends? In this case, specifically, I’m wondering about Anne Hathaway’s friends. Here’s an item that just appeared on PEOPLE.com about what Annie said to her “friends” after winning the SAG the other night: With a By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 11:52 am
