Royals Harry’s home Here’s Harry arriving home today with his fellow soldiers. They were flown back to England, landing in Oxfordshire, on a Royal Air Force A-330 following a tour of duty in Afghanistan. As you know, Harry was gone for 4 months and loved the freedom and pissing out helicopters By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 02:59 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Elie Saab SS2013 There will, For.Sure., be some Elie Saab featured at the Oscars. I know I’m in the minority here but most of the time Elie Saab is a shrug for me – never worst, never best. It’s nice. Always nice. But also always the same. Come on. Look at By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 02:16 pm
Top Reads Sheryl talks about Lance but doesn’t Have you noticed that all of Lance Armstrong’s loves look the same? Or, more precisely, they all look very similar to Kristin Armstrong, his first wife? Sheryl Crow and Tori Burch in particular have the same face. Lance is a very, very good liar and bully, but you know By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 01:47 pm
BFFs Would Gwyneth approve? Cameron Diaz arrived in Miami on Monday. Not sure why but... hopefully not to get in front of Alex Rodriguez. Her friend Leonardo DiCaprio is there too though and they’ve been known to hang out and, you know, do what they do, casually, without commitment, when there are no By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 12:42 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Slum Bear & Jason Statham JLO’s been all over New York promoting Parker this week, in varying outfits, clearly loving the attention. That’s who she is, right? Even when she’s selling sh-t she doesn’t mind. Because she’s out there, and people want to talk to her, and she gets By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 12:19 pm
Beyoncé Intro for January 23, 2013 Dear Gossips, I went to bed in the afternoon yesterday with a headache and turned on The Situation Room on CNN. Wolf Blitzer always makes me happy. It’s something about the way he shouts and also HIS NAME IS WOLF BLITZER. At least twice a week I need a By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 11:25 am
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Stephane Rolland SS2013 Kanye West’s girlfriend wears this line often. And you can tell. Some of it seems to have been designed with her in mind. And if I’m a celebrity stylist, I tell my clients this, straight up and up front, and that should probably be enough to make the By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 10:26 am
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Armani Prive SS2013 Even the runway looks like it’s from the 80s. Mr Armani’s clothes, they seem so outdated now. And if the design is contemporary, the way he styles his creations, with all that weird head-gear, and the makeup too, it still appears expired. No, I did not like By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 10:16 am
Douchebags Leo is exhausted Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 04:46 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews You are not Bruce Willis But he’s trying... Gerard Butler made another movie. I know! I mean I don’t! I don’t know why they keep hiring him either! This time, as many people have already pointed it, it’s Die Hard except without Bruce Willis, and Gerry Spittles is alone with the By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 04:19 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Chanel SS2013 Flowers everywhere! Only Karl imagines it like a demented Alice In Wonderland. Still, I do love the freak whimsy spirit in these pieces. I’ve attached my favourite of all of them first in the series. It’s the one I hope Anne Hathaway wears to the Oscars, just to By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 02:05 pm
Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Alexis Mabille SS2013 Oh wait. Turns out there is a collection worse than Atelier Versace. Look, there’s a leotard with a train, so that after one performs on the trapeze, she can hit the red carpet without changing. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:11 pm
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Douchebags In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Paris Haute Couture Week: Giambattista Valli SS2013 Please, please, please I hope Jessica Chastain wears that pantsuit under the dress to the Oscars. It would make up for the terrible “sea foam” that happened at the Golden Globes. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:10 pm
